Just because he's dead doesn't mean he can't get into trouble.
Any of these deaths would have changed history.
If you decide to sail around the world by yourself, uh, don't.
Armies do brilliant stuff in war. We're not going to talk about that today.
Even masterpieces have haters.
If you're going to cheat death, you might as well give him the finger as well.
Sacre blue, y'all.
They do not take kindly to interruptions of their fancy parties.
Sometimes an absolutely fabulous hat leads to a whole lot of bullets.
In case you're not insecure enough, here are some vintage things to worry about.