Cracked Archive - History
5 Times Historical Figures Teamed Up (School Never Taught)
Bill Murray plus Hunter S. Thompson plus shotguns equals this article.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- November 13, 2020
For A Hot Second, Belgium Relied On Cats To Deliver The Mail
The postman only purs twice.
- By Cedric Voets
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- November 10, 2020
5 Urban Legends From History That Were Wacky As Heck
You won't believe what happened next! No seriously, you won't believe it.
- By Cedric Voets
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- November 09, 2020
Let's Read 'The Young Comrade,' The Crazy '20s Magazine For Baby Communists
Complete with cute pictures of socialist heartthrobs; tweens of the world, unite!
- By Cedric Voets
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- November 08, 2020
Weird Old Presidential Gifts: Gigantic Blocks Of Cheese
It happened twice, which is still two more times than would be considered normal.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- November 07, 2020
Yahoo! Tried To Screw Their 'Yodel' Guy
More like yodel-ay-hee-sued.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- November 04, 2020
The Worst Year Ever (Not 2020)
2020 is a dumpster fire, but 536 was a burning landfill.
- By Michelle Ranken
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- November 04, 2020
Cracked Apologizes To John Quincy Adams
John Quincy Adams was president of the United States, NOT the Molemen fan-club.
- By Ethan Lou
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- November 03, 2020
Buddhist Monk Who Enlightened A Country With His Dong
He was like the Jim Morrison of Buddhist monks, which is to say, what Jim Morrison really wanted to be.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- November 01, 2020
Pirates Are Why America Doesn't Use The Metric System
Yarrrrrds!
- By Cedric Voets
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- November 01, 2020
55 WTF Facts About US Presidents
Every president has been bizarre in their own special way.
- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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- November 01, 2020
'New England Vampire Panic' Was Even Dumber Than The 'Salem Witch Trials'
At least they could blame a poor understanding of science.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- October 31, 2020
The Crazy Real Story Of Wisconsin's Massage Parlor (And Cyanide) Murders
Whodunit? The real answer may be weirder than anyone guessed.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- October 30, 2020
The Glasgow Ice Cream Wars Traded Sprinkles For Shotguns
Get a cone of ice-cold steel.
- By Cedric Voets
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- October 30, 2020
Chainsaws Were Originally Invented To Assist With Childbirth
This was regarded as the 'more precise and humane option.'
- By Amanda Mannen
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- October 29, 2020
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