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5 Politicians Who Tanked Their Chances in the Fewest Words Possible
Those of you who remember campaigns past might know just why the word ‘tanked’ is being used
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 History’s 5 Worst Ways of Doing Laundry
Swish your clothes in gasoline. What could go wrong?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Towns That Are Nothing But An Excuse for Corporate Malfeasance
You’re telling me my boss IS my landlord? Where do I sign up!?!?
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Foods We All Eat That Were Designed to Be Garbage
No, craisins aren’t dried fruit. They’re waste, injected with juice
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- By Ryan Menezes
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4 Times Nepotism Had Deadly Consequences
A couple kids we all wish would have just sat on their trust funds
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- By Eli Yudin
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4 Stubborn Idiots Who Were So Wrong That They Died
Between some random guy and gravity, I’m betting on gravity
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Government Propaganda Campaigns That Backfired Tremendously
When we see a government message, we just do the exact opposite
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The 5 Most Deadly Attempts to Look Cool
Hey, I’ll just break into this lion’s den real quick, no problem
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Meetings Between Famous Figures That Sound Like Bad Fan Fiction
Mark Twain and Helen Keller walk into a bar...
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- By Ryan Menezes
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6 of America’s Sexiest Monuments
By definition, they can’t be anything but rock hard
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Oopsenheimers: 5 Other Scientists With Blood on Their Hands
Surely, my invention of explosives will never harm anyone!
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- By Eli Yudin
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4 Badass Teens That Make Gen Z Look Like Boomers
So this guy got a Congressional Medal of Honor before I got my art degree? Cool
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- By Eli Yudin
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Looney Tunes: Yosemite Sam’s Best Nonsense Swear Words, Ranked
The only thing more glorious than Yosemite Sam’s ‘stache is his quasi-foulmouthed vocabulary
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- By Mark Peters
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5 Heroes Who Showed Up and Stopped Brawls Single-Handedly
Spreading peace, with the power of laughter and karate
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Famous Thinkers Who Would Hate the People Who Quote Them
Maybe hell isn’t other people, it’s your piss-poor attitude
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- By Eli Yudin
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