Cracked Archive - Comedy
‘We Don’t Get to Carry on Forever. We Just Don’t’: Bob Odenkirk on His Heart Attack and Hospitalization
The ever-busy TV legend has already started a new AMC series, but he feels as if he’s still in recovery
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- By Keegan Kelly
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3 11 Comedian Action Figures You Can Find on eBay, Ranked by How Much They're Going For
It’s all the pulse-pounding action of a night at the Improv!
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- By Matt Solomon
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Tim Heidecker Cuts Ties With Andrew Callaghan of ‘Channel 5’
Heidecker and Abso Lutely Productions have distanced themselves from the guerrilla journalist following misconduct accusations
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- By Keegan Kelly
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We Should Bench LeBron James from Comedy
King James shoots a comedy airball--again.
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- By Matt Solomon
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More Third-Tier Cartoon Characters Who Deserve Their Own Spin-Offs
Move over, Velma
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- By Matt Solomon
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12 Dark Humor Jokes From Chloé Hilliard
‘I don’t ever want to pay my student loans off. That’s my FU to college. I hope this Earth burns down before I get a zero balance on my student loans. I want the balance on my tombstone’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Pat Mahomes Once Drank Every Last Coors Light at an Andrew Santino Comedy Show
He says the All-Pro quarterback took down every Silver Bullet at a Dallas comedy club
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Geena Davis’ New Bill Murray Allegations Include a Massager and a Clown Costume — Disgusting Behavior He Repeated on Arsenio Hall
We found footage of Murray basically groping Davis for nine straight minutes on ‘The Arsenio Hall Show’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Rick and Morty’ Star and Co-Creator Justin Roiland Faces Domestic Violence Charges
Roiland attended a pre-trial hearing this morning in connection to an incident in January 2020
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Seth Rogen Was So High at the Golden Globes He Thought Bryan Cranston Was Drew Barrymore
They’re practically twins
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘Futurama’: Amy and Kif’s Kids Will Sprout Legs and Crawl Onto Land Exactly 1,000 Years from Today
It’s been 20 years since Amy, Kif and Leela dropped their kids off at the pool
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- By Keegan Kelly
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11 of the Only Good ‘Kids These Days’ Jokes
‘My grandpa’s like, ‘You kids are soft! I was shot at in Vietnam!’ My nephew’s like, ‘I was shot at in homeroom!’’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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‘Look at My Boobies, Jack’: Arnold Schwarzenegger Deep-Faked into ‘Titanic’ Is A Must Watch
Your clothes. Take off your clothes.
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- By Keegan Kelly
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If You’ve Ever Wanted to Kill Kevin From ‘Home Alone,’ You Can
If you die in the Game Boy version of the holiday staple, the Wet Bandits kill Kevin and hang his lifeless body from a hook for all to see
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Wednesday’ Has Goth Girls Flocking to Romania
The Tim Burton series has increased interest in trips to Bucharest by 55 percent
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- By Keegan Kelly
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