Cracked Archive - Comedy
Matt Rife ‘Apologizes’ for Offensive Domestic Violence Jokes With Link to Special-Needs Helmet Store
The too-handsome-to-be-funny one wants to make you cry
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- By Matt Solomon
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Funny, It Was Not: Mark Hamill Embarrassed By Iowa Representative’s Awful Yoda Impression
Luke Skywalker didn’t bring balance to the force just for his work to be co-opted by cringe
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The New ‘Rick and Morty’ Voice Actors Say the Audition Process Was Like Entering the Citadel of Ricks
Ian Cardoni and Harry Belden are finally speaking publicly about the most exhaustive talent search in Adult Swim history
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Can Eddie Murphy’s ‘Beverly Hills Cop: Axel Foley’ Be the ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ of Comedy?
Can ‘80s nostalgia supercharge another classic reboot?
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- By Matt Solomon
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The Time David Letterman Called Rosalynn Carter
Fourteen-year-old Amy Carter never knew what hit her
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- By Matt Solomon
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Rob Schneider in Full Woke Panic: They’re Canceling the Dead!
‘They’re running out of people to cancel so they’re canceling dead people!’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Rodney Dangerfield’s Widow Tells the Story of How Rodney Crafted the World’s First Viagra Joke
‘I started a new diet. Viagra and prune juice…’
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- By Brian VanHooker
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6 Comedy Legends Who Told Totally Lame Jokes — On Purpose
Sometimes bad jokes are hilariously good
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- By Matt Solomon
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Maria Bamford Has a Bone to Pick with Mental Health Memes
Bamford says mental health treatment isn’t as straightforward as the internet says it is
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- By Keegan Kelly
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When David Letterman Returns To 'The Late Show,' Can He Just, Like, Stay There?
Letterman will return as Colbert's guest on Monday night, but maybe he should show up every night
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- By CRACKED Writing Staff
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"What A Joy": Dana Carvey Shares Touching Tribute to His Late Son
"We will miss him forever.”
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- By Matt Solomon
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Matt Rife Accused of Swiping Jokes From Ralphie May
New online posts provide side-by-side evidence
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- By Matt Solomon
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Please Don’t Destroy’s ‘Treasure of Foggy Mountain’ Demonstrates the Comedy Rule of Three
There’s gold in them thar hills
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- By Matt Solomon
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Kevin Hart To Become The Shortest Mark Twain Prize Recipient
At 44 years old and 5'2", Hart will be both the youngest and shortest recipient in the history of the award
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Wife Slapper Dana White Says Dave Chappelle Taught Him His “F--- You” Mentality
White treats advertisers (and spouses) the way Chappelle treats shoe deals
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- By Keegan Kelly
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VIRAL ON CRACKED
14 Overrated Candies (That We Wouldn't Miss)
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- By Shea
13 Eyebrow-Arching 'SNL' Hosts
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- By Matt Solomon