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Bill Maher Uses ‘Barbie’ Takedown to Flex About Date with Woman in Her 30s
Maher made sure to mention that he dates women half his age during his rant against ‘man-hating’ ‘Barbie’
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8 Mitch Hedberg’s Adult Swim Appearance in ‘Home Movies’ Was Quintessential Mitch Hedberg
Hedberg’s time on the early Adult Swim series was the longest he ever spent on a TV show
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- By Keegan Kelly
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20 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, August 8, 2023
‘If God wanted me to bend over, he’d have put diamonds on the floor’
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- By Amanda Mannen
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10 of the Meanest Burns About Chevy Chase (Non-Celebrity Roast Edition)
This guy collects insults like other people collect comic books
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- By Matt Solomon
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17 of the Funniest Tweets from August 7, 2023
He race car
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‘Anchorman’ Is So Old That Young MLB Players Have Never Heard of It
Fernando Tatis Jr. balked at a reference to the classic during an on-field interview
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Cheers’ Robots in Airport Bars Were the Original Comedy A.I.
Sometimes you want to go where everybody is programmed to know your name
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- By Matt Solomon
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Schmidt From ‘New Girl’ Pays Tribute to Taylor Swift With A Callback
Max Greenfield supported his former co-star wearing a custom costume piece at her concert
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- By Keegan Kelly
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This Trump Rant With ‘Seinfeld’ Music Is Better Than Jerry’s Stand-Up
Trump’s tirade over paper straws is better comedy than some Netflix specials
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Matthew Broderick Makes Peace with Ferris Bueller
Broderick wants us to get used to the fact that ‘I’m wrinkly’
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- By Matt Solomon
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22 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, August 7, 2023
‘My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that’
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- By Amanda Mannen
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7 Brutal Rudy Giuliani Burns from ‘The Daily Show’
‘If you ask people what’s halfway between a pawn shop and a crematorium, they’d probably say ‘Rudy Giuliani’’
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘Saturday Night Live’ Made Julia Louis-Drefyus ‘Fundamentally Unhappy’
‘I had this feeling: if I can’t find the fun again, I can walk away from this’
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- By Matt Solomon
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The 15 Funniest Jokes from Adult Swim Shows
Thank you, Adult Swim, for making insomnia bearable
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- By Erik Barnes
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36 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of July 31st
Real friends don’t let friends order porridge in peace
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- By Ian Garner
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