Cracked Archive - Celebrities
28 Arcane Facts About Famous People
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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6 Insane Reasons Formerly Famous People Dropped Off the Map
Not every Tinseltown career ends after being busted for having a cocaine-snorting contest with an aardvark. Sometimes, their lives take a somewhat unexpected turn.
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- By Robin Warder
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The 5 Most Hilarious Actor Meltdowns Behind Famous Movies
Hollywood meltdowns make Chernobyl look like routine procedure.
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- By Ricardo Rivera
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5 Beloved Celebrities Who Were Nothing Like You Think
In some cases, real celebrity personalities actually contradicted the one thing they're now famous for.
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- By Dennis Fulton
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21 Famous Family Connections Of Famous People
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5 Celebrities You Won't Believe Were Badass Soldiers
Most celebrities are profoundly disappointing in real life. Not these guys.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia , Patrick Dugan
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The 5 Most Baffling Celebrity Cameos in Pro Wrestling
One reason pro wrestling will probably stick around forever is that there are certain advantages to having everything scripted, such as making sure shocking underdog stories happen right on schedule, and celebrity guest appearances.
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- By Andrei Cherascu
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5 Heartwarming Stories to Restore Your Faith in Celebrities
We should stop every now and then and point out when celebrities do nice or even heroic things. Because it does happen.
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- By Ricardo Rivera
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32 Actors' (Double-Take Worthy) Early Roles
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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The 8 Most Horribly Insulting Attempts to Honor the Dead
When you're trying to create a dignified memorial to some historic event, it's important to ask yourself, 'Is what I'm about to create actually ridiculous and/or insulting to everyone involved?'
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- By Marcus O'Reilly, Scott Pearson
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6 Famous People Who Eerily Predicted Their Own Deaths
Too bad they didn't get to say "I told you so!"
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- By Stephen Milton
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7 Eyebrow-Arching, Post-Fame Careers Of Famous Musicians
If you're about to sign a record contract, take a cue from these seven artists. All have played before thousands-strong audiences, and all have followed up their fame with successful (if totally random-ass) careers.
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- By Bashir Mamow, Eric Ding
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5 Famous People You Didn't Know Have Real Mutant Powers
Mutants are very real, and they are among us -- in our TVs, and our iPods, and our sexual fantasies.
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- By Samuel Flashner
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5 Beloved Famous People With Creepy Secret Obsessions
You might spot Tom Cruise raving about energy spirits outside of Spago, but you'll never catch some beloved performer straight up worshiping the devil. Right? (Hint: Wrong.)
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- By Jake Flores
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5 Myths About Celebrity Deaths Everyone Believes
It turns out that some of the most famously juicy, ironic, or poetic deaths ever were nothing like they told you.
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- By Sammy Trujillo
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