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18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, September 20, 2023
‘For my birthday, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out’
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- By Erik Barnes
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0 This Is Dan Harmon’s Best Rule for Joke-Telling
As contrivance in comedy gets discussed online, the ‘Monopoly Guy’ principle rears its top-hatted head
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Five ‘Modern Family’ Storylines That Are Totally Antiquated Now
Sorry, ‘Modern Family,’ we don’t drive our station wagons to flash mob practice anymore
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 Completely Unhinged Local Commercials
A rug commercial set entirely in a pond, where rugs do not work?
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- By Eli Yudin
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4 Cute Songs That Were Originally Dark As Hell
‘Baby Shark’ isn’t as kid-friendly as you might think
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- By Amanda Mannen
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‘I Could Write If I Wanted to Write’: Bob Dylan’s Parents Were the IRL Costanzas
An interview with Dylan’s mom and dad reads perfectly in Jerry Stiller’s voice
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- By Keegan Kelly
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13 Great Jokes from Kyle Kinane
Kinane is our favorite bar-room philosopher
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- By Erik Barnes
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10 of the Strangest Things That Have Happened to Artists During a Live Performance
Bats, bras and cremated ashes, oh my!
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- By Ian Garner
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Like Sugar Through an Hourglass: Looking Back at 10 Sodas of the Past
I would trade the tip of my pinky finger for an unending fountain of delicious Vault
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- By Eli Yudin
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The Most Dated References in ‘Simpsons’ History
‘Simpsons’ topical jokes that are dustier than Mr. Burns’ blood
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- By Keegan Kelly
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18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, September 19, 2023
‘Went to the rollercoaster, used my fast pass, and realized I enjoyed the cutting way more than the stupid rides’
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- By Erik Barnes
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‘Rick and Morty’ Season Seven Opening Credits Omit Creators’ Names for Obvious Reasons
Adult Swim struck the line ‘Created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon’ from the title card
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Baby, You're the Greatest’: 15 Trivia Tidbits About 'The Honeymooners’
The show that inspired every other show
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- By Zanandi Botes
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5 Hidden Messages People Sneaked into the Media
It’s not paranoia if they really are communicating with you
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Let’s Try to Guess Colin Jost’s Three Least Favorite ‘SNL’ Hosts
We’re not ready to cross Scarlett Johansson off the list
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- By Matt Solomon
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