The 10 Best Dark Humor Jokes from George Carlin

‘There is something refreshingly ironic about people lying on the beach contracting skin cancer in an attempt to acquire a purely illusory appearance of good health, while germ-laden medical waste washes up on the sand all around them’

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The Ultimate Attack Ad: Obama vs. McCain vs. Obama vs....

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In every campaign, some mud must be slung. And until recently, Obama has enjoyed the reputation of running the "cleaner campaign." But apparently the shit's about to get real, because Obama's gloves are off and he's come out swinging with an attack ad ... attacking McCain for ... attacking him. That confusing concept is about to play out before your very eyes, with some minor adjustments by yours truly (purely for the sake of simplicity).


When not writing for Cracked, Michael does fuck all as head writer and co-founder of Those Aren't Muskets!

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