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Awesome Video Of The DayLegion of Rock Stars - "Lookin' Out My Back Door"
One time I got drunk at a bowling alley with some friends and pumped like $10 into a jukebox. We started off with some Limp Bizkit, then worked our way through Korn, Kid Rock and that one song where the guy's all "OOOH WEH-EH-EH-EH! C'MON, GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!" Then we tried to play some more Limp Bizkit, but by that point we were the only ones left in the place and the guy who worked there was so annoyed that he decided to close the bowling alley two hours early and kicked us out.
It's easy to appreciate unbelievably shitty music in an ironic fashion, but
these videos by Legion of Rock Stars are kind of challenging in a way: I can't tell if I'm enjoying them ironically or not. I think they might totally kick ass, which is weird because I know in my heart that they totally suck.
This is all so confusing.
I guess I need to think of it like "If I played this at a bowling alley, would I be playing it ironically or not?" I think that I genuinely like it, but after years of claiming to like everything from "Chronic The Hemphog" t-shirts to Ernest Goes To Jail my irony detector is completely fried.
I'd also recommend checking out their covers of "Too Legit To Quit,""Time Of The Season," and "Anyway You Want It." Or maybe I'd recommend that you DON'T check them out. I don't even know anymore. Whatever - at least it's not Korn.
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