I met Carrie on the teen dating website mylol.net. Judging by the comments she left on the other member pictures, she was either already having sex or at least keenly aware of its existence.
"Dear MrtlArtist18, I am keenly aware of sex as a concept. Love, Carrie"
Within minutes of starting up a conversation with her, she offered her Instant Message name, her phone number and her address. Even after I explained that I was a 28-year-old-man, she continued to flirt and drive the conversation hard toward sex.
Sorenb: So that's the main difference between Chlamydia and gonorrhea.
ExCarrieMental: Oooh! So what do you like in a girl?
ExCarrieMental: Did I mention I'm a virgin? I think that I'd probably want to lose it to an older guy.
Sorenb: No. No you don't.
ExCarrieMental: I do. How did you lose your virginity?
Sorenb: It's not important. Did I tell you about how you can get genital warts in your mouth?
ExCarrieMental: It is! It is important! Just tell me.
Sorenb: On the back of a horse.
ExCarrieMental: You lost your virginity to a horse?
Sorenb: On the
ExCarrieMental: That's so cool.
Sorenb: Listen, I think you'd get more from this if we talked in person.
ExCarrieMental: Ooh! Good idea. My parents aren't home from work until 8:00 tomorrow, so ...
ExCarrieMental: Good, what?
Sorenb: That sounds fine.
ExCarrieMental: I need you to say it, specifically.
Sorenb: I will come to your house tomorrow at 8:00.
ExCarrieMental: Before 8:00.
Sorenb: Fine, before 8:00.
ExCarrieMental: To ...
Sorenb: Talk about sex.
ExCarrieMental: Perfect. Now say it all at once.
Sorenb: What? Why?
ExCarrieMental: Look asshole, it's been a long day, just say it.
Sorenb: I think we should meet at your house tomorrow before 8 to discuss the consequences of careless sexuality.
ExCarrieMental: Close enough. See you soon.
Carrie's parent's house was at the end of a cul-de-sac in a wealthy neighborhood. Carrie met me at the front door, her hair in pigtails. While her dating profile said she was 14, in person, she looked more like a 20-year-old dressed as a child. It was sad to see the world conspiring against her like that.
When I buy cigarettes, no one says anything.
Once inside, she offered something to drink and headed toward the kitchen, but I insisted that what I had to tell her couldn't wait. There in the front hall I explained how dangerous it was for her to invite a grown man into her house while she was alone. I explained that even though sex was everywhere and it promised extraordinary power to young girls, she should set it aside until she's older and capable of wielding it responsibly.
"I just don't want you to ruin your life, and someday you're going to really like sex but right now you're doing it for the wrong reasons."
"Oh god," she said. "I've made a terrible mistake. You should go, right now."
I pulled photos from my bag that I printed off the Internet of every sexually transmitted disease I could find. As soon as I pulled them free, a squadron of police appeared from every closet, stairway and corner in the house.
"I'm just saying, we went oldest to youngest last time. I should be in front."
They tackled me and I lost my grip on the papers. The entire stack of lesions, scabs, welts, warts, parasites and discharge fluttered around us like a nightmare sex blizzard as they pinned me to the floor in a choke hold. It was loud and confusing, but through all the commotion I could just make out the look on Carrie's face.
I had done it. I swayed her. My words had found a hole in her salacious facade and penetrated the soft interior of her adolescent soul. I struggled to speak but they only squeezed harder. "One at a time," I reminded myself as the lights faded and the police high-fived each other. "One at a time."
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