The Nooner: Star Wars Trumpets, Anti-Cilantro 2.0 and The Visible Taco

at the same time. It would be like a thick, wearable towel. You'd put face soap on one side of it and Windex on the other. Then you just rub your face against the window, and BAM! Two birds with one stone! I bet IHateCilantro.com was conceived of in a similar manner: two people hammered out of their minds, slurring nonsense to one another in a dark alley at 4 a.m. But unlike most people who come up with "great ideas" after binge drinking for 7 or 8 hours, these guys actually pulled the trigger. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but I'm impressed either way. With 17 pages of "cilantro stories", 8 pages of cilantro haikus, and some marginally active forums I think it's safe to say that this mediocre joke - starting an "anti cilantro community" - has been fully realized. We get it, guys. You hate cilantro. Surely there's something else for you guys to do on the internet now, isn't there? Go start a war with the "I Love Cilantro!" Flickr Group or something.

Wild Card I was waiting for my Chalupas at Taco Bell the other day when I noticed a strange object sitting in a small plastic display case in the kitchen. Knowing I was in the presence of something truly bizarre, I whipped out my camera and snapped a picture of it. You know those "Visible Man" anatomical models? I'm pretty sure this is a "Visible Taco." But what purpose could it possibly serve? If it's a guide for making a basic taco, why aren't there other "visible" models of other, more complex menu items? What happens if you order a Taco Supreme? What if you order a burrito, for God's sake?! What then?! Maybe it's not a guide at all. Maybe it's an award for General Taco Excellence or something. I have no idea. Do you? Leave your suggestions in the comments!