The Nooner: Star Wars Trumpets, Anti-Cilantro 2.0 and The Visible Taco
Awesome Video Of The Day
Stacy Hedger: Star Wars Trumpet
When you were a kid, did you ever have one of those dreams where you're naked in front of your entire school for no apparent reason? I did. Here's the thing, though: I might have been completely naked, but other than that I wasn't doing anything particularly stupid. I was just standing there, naked as the day I was born. Then everyone started laughing and I ran away.
It would be really embarrassing if that happened in real life, but being fully clothed and doing Stacy Hedger's routine would probably be way worse. Running offstage would only take a few seconds. This video, on the other hand, is close to three minutes long. Can you imagine doing that in front of an audience for three solid minutes?
I want to know how this was allowed to happen. Seriously. Where were her parents? Where were her friends? Couldn't someone have given her an honest opinion before she got onstage?
When a criminal does a horrific thing, people often say that "we as a society failed him." Society failed Stacy Hedger, too... but at least it produced a hilarious YouTube video.
When MySpace Fails
A few months ago, a friend and I came up with a "great idea."
Most inventions, we decided, were simply combinations of other inventions that had never been put together before. With that in mind, we brainstormed for a while and eventually conceived of a device that could wash both a window and your face...

