The Nooner: Hornblasters, White Supremacists and "The Smartest Money You'll Ever Spend In Your Life"
Awesome Video Of The Day Hornblasters.com: Terror On The Streets Episode 10 Do you enjoy doing irreparable damage to strangers' hearing? What about the sound of children screaming? Do you like that, too? You do?! Well then click your ass over to HornBlasters.com! Want to know more? According to their website:
"Ever heard a train sound its horn from a mile away? How about from up close? HornBlasters.com specializes in selling extremely loud train horn setups for just about any use... Does your truck have a bad-boy look but fall short with a wimpy horn? We have your perfect solution."HornBlasters sells horns capable of blowing a "loud and efficient" 148-152 decibels. According to this chart, that's comparable to fireworks and gunshots. Notice how everyone who gets honked at drops to the ground and covers their heads? Yeah. Real funny, guys. Here's the thing about train horns: they're meant to be heard from a mile away. You know - because trains can take a while to stop. That's why having a really, really loud horn is useful... for trains. Is it actually embarrassing to dudes who drive "bad-boy" trucks to have "wimpy" horns? Is that a genuine concern for these guys? I drive an Accord and my dad never beat the shit out of me, so this is all pretty far outside of my personal realm of experience. Maybe I'm missing the point. Either way these guys are fucking assholes.
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