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Whether you're a science major or are just trying to set up a crime lab in the basement of your duplex, you're going to need some serious equipment. Chief among that equipment is a powerful microscope and maybe a good pair of gloves. The gloves you can pick up in any grocery store or sleeping roommate's dresser, but most microscopes are hard to find and will set you back the gross national product of several developed nations. Luckily, there are kits out there that can turn your smartphone, tablet, or laptop into a respectable microscope for a fraction of the cost.
The uHandy Smartphone and Tablet Microscope kit comes with two different lenses that snap to your device and let you zoom in with forensics-lab-like precision. You can analyze the boogies hanging from your nose at 120x to 360x and see what they're really made of (booger molecules, probably). The kit also comes with a sample album and labeling stickers, so you can keep a catalog of everything you identify under your device's newly enhanced eye. Normally the uHandy microscope kit retails for $129.95, but today you can get one at 7 percent off for just $119.95 by clicking this link.
If you don't need all the magnification that the standard uHandy kit offers, then try out the lite version. The Lite kit comes with a single 120x magnification lens, which is more than enough to observe the microscopic life floating in your Brita pitcher. It also wouldn't hurt to point this bad boy at your fingernails, because trust us, they're filthy. Normally the uHandy Lite would run you $34.95, but if you click here, you can get one at 14 percent off for just $29.95.
Have you ever wanted your very own Dexter's Laboratory? Well, you can't have it, because most of those inventions don't follow any sort of scientific laws. But as a consolation prize, you can get the 1000x Zoom 1080p Microscope Camera. It's a portable microscope that plugs directly into any computer and uses built-in LED lights to examine any subject at 1,000x magnification in glorious high-definition. You'll be able to see every detail in that vintage Spider-Man comic you just bought on eBay. This portable microscope normally sells for $129.99, but if you click here right now, you can knock 70 percent off and get one for just $38.99.
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