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2019 is the year of the tech specialist, with major companies poised to fling money-sculpted projectiles at sufficiently qualified professionals in areas like cybersecurity, AI, and development. According to the people who gather data, there are ten in-demand tech jobs you should be preparing for, and we want you to get those jobs.
No really, we do. That's why we've hunted down the best deals out there on training bundles that will become the Master Splinter to your barely computer-literate mutant turtle, and give you the tools you need to succeed as a tech ninja in each of them. Plus, you can save an additional 60 percent on each bundle by entering the code LEARNIT at checkout.
Cybersecurity engineers top the list of lucrative tech positions, because nearly everything we do has an online component. (Even making toast, or "interfacing with your toaster," as it is soon to be known.) We need Chaotic Good professionals who aren't afraid to get down in the binary dirt to safeguard all of those digital activities against threats like hackers and/or dumb companies that are careless with your data.
You'll find over 60 hours of instruction in the Become an Ethical Hacker Bonus Bundle, covering everything from the very basics of penetration testing to advanced techniques such as lesser-known web attacks and building keyloggers in C++. Normally the bundle sells for $681, but right now you can get it at 92 percent off for just $49.99. With the code LEARNIT, that's only $19.91, so get on it.
Automation is the future, which is good news for everyone who doesn't feel like driving themselves to work or fixing their own breakfast, and bad news for anyone who makes a living driving people to work or making them breakfast. Whatever camp you fall into, companies are on the lookout for AI and machine learning specialists who can build and program the necessary robots to make our Jetsons future a reality.
The Machine Learning Master Class Bundle delivers over 50 hours of instruction in R programming, Tensorflow, and the mathematical foundations of machine learning and AI that will help you build the next world-changing piece of technology. Normally the bundle costs $449, but you can take 89 percent off and get it for just $49 by clicking this link. Don't forget to enter the code LEARNIT to drop the price down even further to $19.91.
If you're hankering to throw your own RoboCop out into the world and would like a more robust AI and machine learning education, then check out the Artificial Intelligence Engineer Master Class Bundle. This bundle contains over 80 hours of lessons in AI, machine learning, deep learning, and data science, covering topics like supervised and unsupervised learning and how to build artificial neural networks. Don't worry if that all sounded confusing. By the time you're done, you'll be able to explain it to your RobobCop without getting robo-blasted out of boredom. This bundle usually sells for $1,599, but today you can save 98 percent and get it for only $79. Enter LEARNIT to drop that price down to $31.60.
A full stack developer is a programming expert familiar with both front-end and back-end development. Yes, they've got all the ends down, and that makes them plenty valuable in the current job market. The Complete Full Stack Web Development Master Bundle will teach you the skills you need to know to understand new web frameworks and technologies such as NodeJS, Angular, and Spring. You'll work to become an irresistibly employable coder, and you'll be able to handle the coursework even if you're a complete beginner. Normally the bundle sells for $693, but today you can save 95 percent and get lifetime access to all seven courses for $29. Enter the code LEARNIT to get it for just $11.60.
Data science -- the aggregation, visualization, and analysis of data -- is a rapidly growing field, and skilled data scientists and engineers are in high demand. Why? Because they're the only kinds of people who understand what the heck that last sentence meant. The Big Data Certification Training Bundle delivers over 64 hours of training that will teach you how to use a number of data management tools, including Hadoop, MapReduce, Spark, and Oozie (which are not Power Rangers villains, despite what their names may suggest). Normally the bundle sells for $801, but you can click here to save 94 percent plus an additional 60 percent with the coupon code LEARNIT (just $18).
Sure, a Python developer sounds like a person who trains snakes for battle, but it is also a tech specialist proficient in Python, one of the most popular programming languages in the world. Python is utilized by endless major organizations, including NASA, Google, Facebook, and CERN, and has been used in the creation of video games, web applications, visual effects programs, 3D animation, finance algorithms for automatic stock trading, and even artificial intelligence projects.
The Python Power Coder Bonus Bundle contains 70 hours of training that will teach you the very basics of Python 3 and give you step-by-step instructions for building programs and apps. Normally the bundle sells for $1,075, but today you can save 95 percent plus an additional 60 percent with the code LEARNIT to get it for just $17.60.
Java has been a top programming language for over 20 years, so odds are that it's been used to create pretty much everything you've ever seen on the internet, including that one Neopets fan page you read back in seventh grade. The Complete Java Programming Boot Camp delivers over 80 hours of training to teach you how to start building apps for both Android devices and the internet with Java. You also won't have to work off thousands of dollars of student loan debt by boosting cars for the mafia in order to afford it. Normally this bundle costs $740, but right now you can save 94 percent plus an additional 60 percent with the code LEARNIT to get the whole shebang for just $15.60.
Short of your baby cousin's lemonade stand, just about every company and service is making the move to cloud computing. Because much like when your older cousin sold his entire DVD collection in favor of an Amazon Prime subscription, physical media and storage have become obsolete.
Amazon Web Services (AWS) are used by hundreds of thousands of businesses around the world, and with the AWS Certified Architect Developer Bundle 2019, you'll learn how to create, integrate, and maintain AWS cloud-based networks and keep them secure. Normally the bundle sells for $984.93, but right now you can save 96 percent to get it for $35. Enter the code LEARNIT to save an additional 60 percent and get the whole enchilada for just $14.
Scrum is more than a vague rugby term. It is also a method of workflow management designed to be easily adjusted on the fly. And it's particularly effective in managing the workflow of software development.
The Complete Learn To Scrum Bundle will turn you into an extremely hireable Scrum master. (But not the rugby kind.) This bundle includes five courses, 174 lessons, and over 14 hours of instruction on applying Scrum to your projects, whether you're a team member, a manager, a project owner, and/or a pirate. Normally this bundle costs $1,140, but today you can save 96 percent and get it for $39. Enter the code LEARNIT to save an additional 60 percent and bring the price down even further to just $15.60.
A "DevOps engineer" might sound like a disposable henchman in a Splinter Cell game, but they are in fact IT professionals who specialize in working with software development teams and system operators. (So still possibly henchmen in a Splinter Cell game.) That said, these fellas and fellettes get paid! DevOps help put forth faster and higher-quality releases, and they're only becoming more in demand.
With the DevOps Certification Training Master Class Bundle, you'll learn all the skills you'll need to pass the certification exam and break into this lucrative field. The bundle contains 75 hours of instruction in the various tools you'll need to know how to use as a DevOps engineer, including Jenkins CI, Linux Shell Scripting, Kubernetes, Docker, Vagrant, Ansible, Amazon Web Services, and Chef. The bundle usually sells for $1,499, but today you can save 95 percent and get the course for just $69. Enter the code LEARNIT to save 60 percent more and bring the price down even further to just $27.60.
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