Rachel Bilson Destroys My Delusion And Lies About It Badly
- Heroin. I'm tragically addicted to heroin.
- Herpes. My vagina is incurably riddled with Herpes.
- Hell. I love Hell, and I am a pround member of the Church of Satan.
- Hitler. I'm not a neo-Nazi, but what can I say? I dig Der Fuhrer.
- Hermaphrodite. I, Rachel Bilson, am a Hermaphrodite. But rest assured, neither my penis nor vagina is gonna get anywhere near that douche Hayden Christensen.
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