Pamela Anderson, Rick Salomon and Paris Hilton Require Your Undivided Attention
- Classy camera angles like "shaky handheld" and "boring tripod"
- Exotic locales like "on a bed" and "in the bathroom next to the shitter"
- A really clever title like "One Night In Pamela"
- Director's commentary, bonus grunt track
"She definitely looks like she's got a bit of a bump," one source tells OK!.Good enough for me! Pamela Anderson is definitely pregnant with Rick Salomon's baby! To be honest, it sounds like they might be jumping the gun a little. Those two are way more likely to spawn some sort of terrifying new STD than a baby. Come to think of it, someone should probably forward this story to the World Health Organization. If anyone needs me I'll be at the free clinic.