Orson Scott Card Wants YOU (To Rise Up Against The Gay Menace)
- It expects everyone to dress well and be on time.
- It involves a lot of lace, and at the end the guy cries sometimes.
- Unless something's gone terribly wrong, no one is pregnant.
- Those tiny sausages they sometimes serve.
- There's a big foofy cake, like the gays are always having.
- Unless I'm sorely mistaken, God's got no problem with it.
When not blogging for Cracked, Michael's being fired from his position as a Cracked blogger for being "too real" and devoting the rest of his time to Those Aren't Muskets!