5 Oil Spill Solutions Now That Kevin Costner Is Helping
It seems BP has finally found someone who can do something about that oil spill in the Gulf. You guessed it. Kevin Costner. According to recent reports, BP has just purchased 32 high tech centrifuges from the Waterworld star which purportedly can separate 200 gallons of a water from oil every minute. So at least something good came out of that movie. But it doesn't end there. Just weeks earlier, director James Cameron was reportedly annoyed that BP wasn't interested in learning more about his deep sea ideas.
Now as you may have heard, Hollywood is a shallow and trendy place where everyone's looking for the next big thing. And right now, that thing is apparently oil waste management. So it's not surprising that after the Costner news broke, Hollywood elites began lining up meetings with various governmental agencies to pitch their ideas. Ordinarily, these encounters are clandestine affairs, but part of the advantages of being a Cracked columnist --aside from learning that Dan O'Brien's middle name is Ezekial-- is that the United States government is legally obligated to provide us with any and all requested governmental transcripts. So I thought I'd give you a peek:
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