More Like Hannah Mon-Lesbo, Amiright?
So apparently everyone's saying these pics prove that Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana aka the underage girl that 500 Cracked reader trolls began masturbating to today, likes to have gay sex. I have to admit it's pretty convincing evidence. She's on the floor; there's another chick there; they're sharing candy a la Lady and the Tramp. That's all the proof I need. I mean, if these photos didn't prove that Miley Cyrus likes to have hot gay sex in hotels with anonymous girls who are also underage, then why would I be masturbating? I should point out (to the FBI) that "masturbating" is my word for blogging. (But in case you don't believe me, you should know that sometimes
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