When Valve And MTV Approved The Lamest 'Crossover' Imaginable

Get ready for a wave of cursed nostalgia that you'll probably need another 15 years to bury again.

Authors: By Tiago Svn
Published: January 22, 2022
Comments: 4

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15 Risky Casting Choices That Totally Paid Off

The pretty Aussie kid from ‘A Knight’s Tale’ as The Joker? It’ll never work.

Authors: By Jay L'Ecuyer
Published: January 22, 2022
Comments: 22

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13 Actors That Turned Down Huge Roles

Foresight is only 20/20 if you have a crystal ball.

Authors: By Andrea Meno
Published: January 22, 2022
Comments: 19

The Cowards at NBC Are Rebooting ‘Quantum Leap’

Unless it’s a standalone, shot-for-shot remake of that one episode where Sam leaps into a chimp, we’re not interested.

Authors: By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
Published: January 22, 2022
Comments: 9

Jackie Chan's Fight Scene That Got Way Too Real

The result is painful to watch, in the best possible sense.

Authors: By Talbert Gregson
Published: January 22, 2022
Comments: 3

Justin Timberlake Denies Reports That He Is Dating God

By:: Gladstone

March 12, 2008

Every once in awhile the media exalts some random celebrity to renaissance man status. Right now, that man is Justin Timberlake. First, he was a successful boybander. Then, a hit solo artist. Then he turned up in a movie. It doesn't matter that it was a rape fantasy soft core midget porn movie; it was still a movie!! And now the Grammy winner is executive producer on a new show called My Problems With Women. Wow. Is there anything this annoying, no-talent, scrawny piece of a shit can't do? He's really got it all:

Crying like a little bitch on Punk'd? Check!
Satisfying his older lady fantasies with the only "beautiful" woman who bears a resemblance to Max Schmelling? Check!!
Somehow capturing the look of BOTH redneck white trash and Orthodox Jew? Check!!!

Seriously, enough with this guy. Men will admit that Brad Pitt and George Clooney are attractive. Men don't even mind that their girlfriends openly masturbate during Oceans 11. But I have yet to meet one dude who looked in the mirror and said, "Damn, I wish I looked more like the sniveling little brother of a bayou serial rapist." I'm not buying it. Timberlake is not Da Vinci. He's just some dude. If he were taking your order at the McDonalds Drive Thru, you'd definitely double-check the bag before driving away. And you just KNOW, he'd totally forget the Sweet N' Sour sauce you clearly asked for. Am I wrong?