16 Interesting Facts That Make Us Go, “Neat!”

We're never eating whole, intact squid again. At least not the males.

Authors: By JhallComics
Published: October 16, 2021
Comments: 10

'Smash Bros.' Characters That Unleash Rage Inside Players

In the 'Smash' community, being violently skeptical that a character needed to be added is almost welcoming.

Authors: By Stephen Buckley
Published: October 16, 2021
Comments: 0

PICTOFACT

Cracked VS: Batman Versus A Man With A Bat

Has the Dark Knight finally met his match?

Authors: By Eli Yudin
Published: October 16, 2021
Comments: 11

Pre-'Matrix' Attempts at Bullet-Time, We Salute You

Let's take a look at those brave souls that tried to do similar stuff prior to the Wachowski's magnum opus.

Authors: By Talbert Gregson
Published: October 16, 2021
Comments: 5

Why A 'Calvin & Hobbes' Animated Series Isn't Happening (Ever)

Contrasting his orange cat colleague, Hobbes is the anti-Garfield when it comes to merch and crossing over into other media.

Authors: By Erik Barnes
Published: October 16, 2021
Comments: 7

Justin Timberlake Denies Reports That He Is Dating God

By:: Gladstone

March 12, 2008

Every once in awhile the media exalts some random celebrity to renaissance man status. Right now, that man is Justin Timberlake. First, he was a successful boybander. Then, a hit solo artist. Then he turned up in a movie. It doesn't matter that it was a rape fantasy soft core midget porn movie; it was still a movie!! And now the Grammy winner is executive producer on a new show called My Problems With Women. Wow. Is there anything this annoying, no-talent, scrawny piece of a shit can't do? He's really got it all:

Crying like a little bitch on Punk'd? Check!
Satisfying his older lady fantasies with the only "beautiful" woman who bears a resemblance to Max Schmelling? Check!!
Somehow capturing the look of BOTH redneck white trash and Orthodox Jew? Check!!!

Seriously, enough with this guy. Men will admit that Brad Pitt and George Clooney are attractive. Men don't even mind that their girlfriends openly masturbate during Oceans 11. But I have yet to meet one dude who looked in the mirror and said, "Damn, I wish I looked more like the sniveling little brother of a bayou serial rapist." I'm not buying it. Timberlake is not Da Vinci. He's just some dude. If he were taking your order at the McDonalds Drive Thru, you'd definitely double-check the bag before driving away. And you just KNOW, he'd totally forget the Sweet N' Sour sauce you clearly asked for. Am I wrong?