I Am Legend(ary at begging to be misquoted)

Tell Al Jazeera that Mohammed Ali isn’t that great.
Tell Ebony magazine that he doesn’t not believe that black actors aren’t inferior to white ones.
Tell High Times that he forbids Cherry Garcia in his house.
Tell Cracked readers that Kurt Cobain was a talented songwriter who is wrongly extolled as a genius of the Lennon or Hendrix caliber.
Tell FoxNews anything.