How To Stay A Virgin For The Rest Of Your Life: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
Sonic Metal It happens to all of us every once in a while: You're doing something completely irrelevant - sitting in your office, working on your car, maybe just playing some Sonic the Hedgehog - when all of the sudden you get hit with a sudden urge. It sneaks up on you at first, just a faint hint of a suggestion, but then you can't stop thinking about it. You try to ignore it, but the truth is you can no longer help yourself. You must build a guitar out of an old Sega Genesis. So you pull the Genesis out of storage in your parents' basement - which is convenient, because that's where you live - and you get to work, but then your girlfriend walks in and she's like, "What the hell are you doing?" and you're like, "Wait a minte - I don't have a girlfriend. Who the hell are you?" and she's like, "Oh, wait - I think I have the wrong house. I'm looking for Donny," and you're like, "Yeah, Donny lives a block over. On Kendall Avenue. This is KenDALE Avenue." Then she's like, "Oh, weird - his house looks exactly like this one," and you're like "Yeah, I know," and then she looks at the Sega Genesis and severed guitar neck on your workbench and is like, "Uhh... yeah. Good luck with that." A few days later you'll be done building your Sega Genesis guitar, but you'll still be thinking about Donny's girlfriend. You'll read