Fox Whores Itself For Cookies (or I AM NOT DAN O'BRIEN)
So after three straight weeks of tooling on CNN, Hate By Numbers has come home to Fox News where apparently they are totally OK with running informercials for diet products under the guise of medical reports. It should be mentioned that due to my new computer, loaded with the as bad as you've heard Windows Vista, HBN almost didn't happen this week. But MJ-89 stepped forward with her IT know how and plucky Australian determination. Thanks MJ! But of course, the real story this week is the inability of certain Cracked readers to tell DOB and me apart. Read all about it after the vid.
Last week, Dan O'Brien poked a little fun at me in his Roseanne article by dropping my Facebook link and beseeching the Cracked readers to befriend me. I chuckled and got ready to receive a handful of friend requests. Surprisingly, there were over a hundred. Even more surprising, about 20 of them were from people trying to befriend Dan O'Brien. I was incredulous. How could anyone mix up Dan O'Brien and me? We are nothing alike. I was mad. Indignant. Insulted. And I knew exactly what to do. I stormed into Editor in Chief Jack O'Brien's office and demanded an explanation:
"This business about the readers mixing up me and DOB has got to stop!" I asserted.
But Jack wasn't paying attention. He was proofing Ross's new article about
Check out some more of Gladstone's stuff HERE. And while you may already be his Facebook friend, have you joined the club that all the kids are talking about? And lastly, if you MUST be DOB's FB friend, then ...