Feast Your Ears On These 5 Rockin' (And Affordable) Earbuds

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Thanks to our efforts in the field of slimming technological devices, headphone jacks are quickly becoming a relic of the past, like VCRs and good Kevin Costner films. This means that Bluetooth earbuds aren't just beneficial, but also necessary in some cases. So to save you from endless online shopping and even endless-er lines at department stores, we've chosen some of our favorite budget-conscious Bluetooth earbuds from the Cracked Shop.

TREBLAB X11 Earphones

Don't be fooled by the adorable pastel colors and rounded edges. While the TREBLAB X11 Earphones might look cute enough to take home to meet your parents, their sheer audio power screams bad boy. With multi-device pairing for all the computers in your life and some handy silicone fins, these puppies will stay in place no matter how hard you rock out. Get them for $36.99 and save 81 percent now.

1Voice Bluetooth 100 Percent Wire-Free Earbuds

The most unassuming headphones around, these earbuds can hardly be spotted, giving you the look of a secret agent who happens to really dig the new Imagine Dragons album. They can also function independently from each other, allowing both you and a buddy to receive some covert instructions on your way to the grocery store. Pick these up for 73 percent off the retail price, just $32.

TREBLAB XR500 Wireless Sports Earbuds

Those of you who work out while listening to music know how important it is to have earbuds that stay where they're supposed to. These TREBLAB Sports Earbuds come with some robust wraparound ear hooks, which ensure that you won't be batting at them in the middle of your bicep curl set. And with an impressive nine-hour battery life, you won't have to worry about your tunes giving out in the middle of a deadlift, either. They're only $36.99 from our store -- that's 79 percent off.

HBQ i7 Twins True Wireless Earphones

The HBQ i7 Twins are the solution for anyone who feels their lunch resurfacing at the slightest thought of something entering their ear hole. Taking their inspiration from the Apple AirPods, but for a fraction of their price, these handsome buds rest gently on the opening of your ear and feature active noise and echo cancellation, keeping your sound quality up and your ear holes empty. They cost $29.99, a 40 percent discount off the retail price.

Treblab RF100 Magnetic HD Noise-Cancelling Earphones

Nothing ever makes you wish that we could go back to the age of oil lamps and Henry David Thoreau than when you open your bag to get your headphone cords and discover a rat king of audio equipment. The TREBLAB RF100s snap together magnetically for minimal tangling, so you can spend most of your time actually using them, rather than cursing the knot they've become. The TREBLAB RF100s also have removable ear hooks, just in case you're listening to music while not dancing like no one's watching. They can be yours for just $39.99, a 78 percent discount.

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