• Things that took too long to end, and did so unsatisfyingly: Writers Strike. Childhood. In a Gadda Da Vida. The hooker sex I had last night. #
  • @ev is following Cracked on Twitter. @ev INVENTED Twitter. This couldn't be more of a mindfuck unless Ev posted dick jokes on Cracked. #

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