Charlie Sheen's Guide to Mental Wellness

This book is for anyone who ever looked up at the stars late at night and asked the question: Headbutt?
Charlie Sheen's Guide to Mental Wellness

Several months ago, I wrote an article stating that, based on the fact that his reckless, dangerous, illegal behavior in no way hindered his career, Charlie Sheen was invincible. This claim was accepted by no one, with the notable exception of Sheen himself, who at this moment is shooting jet skiers from a helicopter somewhere over the Pacific.

Sheen read my obviously idiotic article and was so impressed at what he saw as an incredibly astute observation, that he reached out to me. He wanted me to ghostwrite a Self-Help book for people looking to imitate his lifestyle, or as he put it in the text he sent me, "u need me to let my nuts flap on your brain until a victory book comes out the other side, and how about that? Chaaaarrrrlieeee." I was reluctant at first but, when you get right down to it, Charlie Sheen has a whole lot of money and, well... here we are.

Chatliying Sheen YOUR Become the night. Charlie Sheen's Guide to Mental Wellness, Beat-Fighting and Immortality

Table of Contents Introduction- Fuck Absolutely Everyone Diet- You Can't Spell Diet' Without Blood Feast!' Good Recipes (Both With Cocaine and With MO

Introduction Fuck Absolutely Everyone I'm tired of pretending I'm not total bitchin' rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't

Diet I'm different. I haVE I different different a different constitution, have a brain, I havE a heart. I got tiger blood, nan.-20/20 Tripping the

Relationships Finding the Right Woman I live with two smokin' hotties... These are my girlfriends. These are the women that love that have completed

Drugs I drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's If am on not available. you try it once, you will die. a Your face will melt Off and your children will

Mental Disorders Bipolar, what's Bipolar? I'm bi-winning-Today Show Bipolar Disorder is an excuse losers use for failing the Presidential Fitness Ex

QUIZZES! It's good every once in a while to quiz yourself and make sure you're grasping the lessons provided in this book, because if you're not learn

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He sent it to print before I had a chance to copy edit, add page numbers or get paid, which is why I feel no guilt in saying buy this book right now!

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