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I want to be a programming wizard!
Well, this article isn't exactly Hogwarts, but we appreciate the enthusiasm. You can pick up these learning bundles, travel mugs, and a whole bunch of other fantastic stuff by clicking these links for the Cracked Dispensary and the Cracked Store. Now go out there and get a coding job. And you better hurry.
The automation has begun.
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