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If you're anything like us, your mind is packed full of Lovecraftian terrors that haunt every second of your existence. Between the insane monsters, magical locations, and absurd situations, your brain is a carnival funhouse of madness. And only through the magic of art can you expel the eldritch horrors. That's where this amazing pay-what-you-want deal on Drawing Fundamentals, available right now in the Cracked Shop, comes in.
These nine classes will take you from zero to Monet in just 56 hours. We're talking drawing, painting, and so much more, and we'll walk you through this incredible deal (remember, it's a $1,496 value, available for whatever you want to pay) class by class.
The Complete Ballpoint Pen Drawing Course For Beginners
The ballpoint pen is not just the thing you use to take notes with when you decide you're too brave for pencils. It's actually a valuable art tool for simple yet elegant works. Plus, pens are always around, so you can start arting it up whenever you want.
How To Draw A Flower And Pitcher With Colored Ballpoint Pens
Once you've got a grasp of the basics, you'll be ready to throw in some colors. Colored ballpoint pens bring with them an entirely new spectrum of creation, once you manage to tame them.
Portrait Drawing With Colored Ballpoint Pens
If you've ever wanted to capture someone's soul in an image so that as they age in the painting, they don't age in real life, all with colored ballpoint pens, this class will teach you how -- minus the soul-capturing part.
Colored Pencil Drawing Techniques
Like colored ballpoint pens, colored pencils are dynamic tools of limitless potential that should be approached with caution and respect. It's kind of like how you would approach a glowing chunk of radioactive matter or a pack of Girl Scout cookies.
Portrait Drawing Fundamentals Made Simple
In 1503, Leonardo da Vinci painted "The Mona Lisa," arguably the most famous painting in the world and a stunning example of the power of the portrait. Now imagine how incredible it would have been had he taken this portrait drawing fundamentals class.
Digital Painting: Amazing Fantasy Art In Manga Studio 5
If the paintbrush is the samurai sword of the art world, then digital painting is a speeding ball of limitless energy fired by Goku. This class won't teach you how to do the Kamehameha, but it can teach you to draw it well enough to impress your friends.
How To Draw Dynamic Comic Book Superheroes: Start To Finish
Imagine if you had the ability to make Iron Man do anything. This class can make that happen. Maybe you'll want to draw him fighting the Mandarin or firing a tactical missile, or maybe you'll want to draw him on the can, reading a comic book about himself. The choice is yours.
How To Draw Heads: Step By Step And From Any Angle
Heads are the most recognizable part of the body, and also the hardest part to draw. That's why this class teaches you everything about drawing someone's skull and all the parts around it. You'll learn multiple strategies and schools of thought.
How To Draw A Harbor Landscape With Pastel Pencils
This class does exactly what the name says. Maybe you'll get good enough and be the next Bob Ross, but instead of "happy trees," you'll have "excited docks." Or maybe this will just become a relaxing hobby for you. Either way, it's a win.
All these classes are available on the pay-what-you-want model in the Cracked Shop. That means you can beat the average price to get all the courses, or pay whatever you want and still get something great. The choice is yours.
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