8 Psychologically Traumatizing Kids Halloween Costumes
I recently purchased three bags of apples, five packs of caramel wrap, and 100 razor blades, which can mean only one thing: it's Halloween time! A time when millions of children are at risk. Oh, not just those trick or treating at my door, but around the world. I'm talking about the mentally traumatizing affects of certain children's costumes. Seemingly innocent, merry disguises that lead to years of psychotherapy. Can purchasing the wrong costume for your child really cause mental illness? Can you easily slip Rohphynol into a packet of Skittles? (Sure can!)So here's a heads up on the top 8 Halloween costumes for causing psychological scars, replete with the faulty logic that leads to the parental purchase and the inevitable psychiatric opinion to follow years later.
7. GARDEN GNOME
6. AVATAR'S NA'VI
5. THRILLER-ERA MICHAEL JACKSON
4. GOTH CHEERLEADER
3. SWEET PEA
2. BABY LADY GAGA
1. HUMAN WHOOPIE CUSHION
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