5 Self-Defense Books for Women (Who Want to Lose a Fight)
Ladies, it is time to chew bubblegum and to kick ass. And we are all out of bubblegum, kick, and ass! These are five self-defense books so bad that by the time you're done reading them, you'll be dead.
How to Fight Back and Win: The Joy of Self-Defenseby Judith Fein, Ph.D.




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SELF-DEFENSE: The Womanly Art of Self-Care Intuition and Choiceby Debbie Leung, 1991





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Self-Defense for Womenby Willy Cahill, 1978



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Looking Forward to Being Attackedby Lt. Jim Bullard, 1977




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Fear Into Anger: A Manual of Self-Defense for Womenby Py Bateman, 1978








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