4 Gritty Reboots of 80s Cartoons for Girls
Hollywood has been kind to me. Each summer I agree to pay a handful of money and, in exchange, it offers me a 90 minute hunk of childhood nostalgia. X-Men, Batman, G.I. Joe, Transformers and nearly every other fiction-based interest I held as a child have since been rebooted as films, altered only slightly to accommodate my matured and nuanced love of breasts, and things catching on fire.
Rainbow Brite -- Brighteous Kill
Jem -- The Enemy Inside
Strawberry Shortcake -- Feast or Famine
She-Ra -- The Horde and the Sword
For more ill-advised reboots, check out 5 Superheroes Rendered Ridiculous by Gritty Reboots. And get more from Soren in 7 Celebrity Movie Deaths We Enjoyed Way Too Much.