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10 Gritty Reboots We Can't Stop Hollywood From Making

By:: Randall Maynard

August 13, 2015

10 Gritty Reboots We Can't Stop Hollywood From Making

Hey, didn't you hear? The world is dark and very serious. The fun, colorful things you used to love? They're all blue and gray now. The joy has been removed and replaced with foreboding and grit and seriousness. Oh god, the seriousness!

Not even the fun movies and shows you grew up with can escape the grittiness of the modern world. It's only a matter of time before Hollywood notices they've got the rights to beloved properties that have not yet been rebooted into "realistic" dramas entirely devoid of the fun that made them great to begin with. So, if some Hollywood producer is struggling to find a way to depressify something silly, maybe these movie posters will jog their creative energies.

10 Biker Mice From Mars

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9 ALF

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8 Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

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7 Space Ghost

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6 Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air

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5 The Toxic Avenger

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4 SeaQuest

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3 She-Ra: Princess Of Power

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2 Inspector Gadget

1 Family Matters

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