The Time RoboCop Became A Pro Wrestler ... Sort Of
Part machine, part machine, all crap.
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6 Venom's Original Origin Was Going To Be Way Dumber
Before Venom became the muscle-bound Eddie Brock, there were other plans.
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What's The Deal: The History Of Hamburgers
Learn the path of the patty.
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The Weird, Secret Starbucks For The CIA Only
Mission mocha grande.
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Manifest Is The Hottest Thing On Netflix (And 12 Other Shows That Were Canceled Too Soon)
Only the good die young.
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Randall Maynard
Hey, didn't you hear? The world is dark and very serious. The fun, colorful things you used to love? They're all blue and gray now. The joy has been removed and replaced with foreboding and grit and seriousness. Oh god, the seriousness!
Not even the fun movies and shows you grew up with can escape the grittiness of the modern world. It's only a matter of time before Hollywood notices they've got the rights to beloved properties that have not yet been rebooted into "realistic" dramas entirely devoid of the fun that made them great to begin with. So, if some Hollywood producer is struggling to find a way to depressify something silly, maybe these movie posters will jog their creative energies.
Biker Mice From Mars
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ALF
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Sabrina, The Teenage Witch
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The Toxic Avenger
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SeaQuest
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She-Ra: Princess Of Power
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