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Making secretly personal movies is way cheaper than therapy
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0 5 Actual Modern-Day Zombies
They’re alive, and I will definitely need therapy about this!
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- By Eli Yudin
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Andre doesn’t just walk the comedic line of awkward and absurd, he does cartwheels on it
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Randall Maynard
Hey, didn't you hear? The world is dark and very serious. The fun, colorful things you used to love? They're all blue and gray now. The joy has been removed and replaced with foreboding and grit and seriousness. Oh god, the seriousness!
Not even the fun movies and shows you grew up with can escape the grittiness of the modern world. It's only a matter of time before Hollywood notices they've got the rights to beloved properties that have not yet been rebooted into "realistic" dramas entirely devoid of the fun that made them great to begin with. So, if some Hollywood producer is struggling to find a way to depressify something silly, maybe these movie posters will jog their creative energies.
Biker Mice From Mars
ALF
Sabrina, The Teenage Witch
Space Ghost
Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
The Toxic Avenger
SeaQuest
She-Ra: Princess Of Power
Inspector Gadget
Family Matters
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