5 Trash 'Pokémon' Games Forgotten For Good Reason
You don't gotta catch em all, and these are the ones worth missing.
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1 Arizona: The Funniest People And Pop Culture In The State
It's not the heat, it's the humor.
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Abe Lincoln's Lost Speech May Have Also Been His Best
In 1856, Abraham Lincoln delivered a speech that captured audience attention so much that no one wrote it down
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11 Questions Scientists Still Can't Answer
Those nerds don't know everything.
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With Bi Superman We Can Get A Proper Justice League Queer
The super lineup is complete.
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Randall Maynard
Hey, didn't you hear? The world is dark and very serious. The fun, colorful things you used to love? They're all blue and gray now. The joy has been removed and replaced with foreboding and grit and seriousness. Oh god, the seriousness!
Not even the fun movies and shows you grew up with can escape the grittiness of the modern world. It's only a matter of time before Hollywood notices they've got the rights to beloved properties that have not yet been rebooted into "realistic" dramas entirely devoid of the fun that made them great to begin with. So, if some Hollywood producer is struggling to find a way to depressify something silly, maybe these movie posters will jog their creative energies.
Biker Mice From Mars
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Sabrina, The Teenage Witch
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The Toxic Avenger
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SeaQuest
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She-Ra: Princess Of Power
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