Top Picks for 10.30.09: Spooktacular Blood and Douchebags!
Some of the best stuff from around the web and the Cracked.com Mirth Canal.
10.30.2009
The Bloodiest Adult Swim Moments of 2009:Return of the Living Douchebags:
Halloween Sluts to the rescue!:
Home Alone meets Saw:
10 Celebrities Who Need Mustaches:
The best Ghostbusters dance ever:
Check it out in the Mirth Canal.
What Bucholz will be handing out instead of candy:
Pumpkins Gone Wild:
Who knew living next to the Morning Star would be so awful:
Britney Spears's new video is spooktacularly sexy:
Love knows no bounds, even a 95-year age difference:
Strange sports dives:
Halloween costumes guaranteed to cost you your v-card (guarantee not validated by Cracked.com):
This kid is one step away from being the new Puppet Master:
Thanks to xStephan in the Mirth Canal.
The best Halloween Costumes of 2009:
10 Triumphs of Italian Horror:
Bow to your new overlord:
Sasha Grey is the sexiest Wonder Woman on the planet:
If you thought people dressing as a deceased Steve Irwin was offensive, prepare yourself to be disgusted in humanity:
See what the celebrities are dressing up as:
Tera Lynn can light our pumpkins' candles this Halloween (we're talking about our boners here):
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Elvis really loved his friggin' sandwiches.
Submitted by Truthiness in the Mirth Canal.
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10.27.2009
Courage Wolf teaches you how to be a goddamn man:Tom Hanks is a drunk asshole:
The Most Ridiculous Rap Lyrics of All Time:
Nope, the government never wastes taxpayer money:
Sausage Factory:
11 Mediocre TV Shows With Awesome Theme Songs:
Turns out cats aren't plotting world domination while their owners are away:
8 Robberies With Spectacular Getaways:
10 Military Catastrophes:
The world's largest (and creepiest) mall:
Thanks to RocketRobinhood in the Mirth Canal.
James Franco can't say "Gucci":
The Middle of McNowhere:
We can't be sure, but didn't the Mayans predict this as one of the signs of the coming apocalypse?:
10 Overlooked Horror Movies:
Yeah! Take that you smarmy Jesus-freaks:
10 Funny Clips from Super Dave:
The Mobile Dominatrix:
"Being a giraffe is so totally aw- OHGODPLANE!":
Looks like Australia's future is more than just bowie knives and Fosters:
Thanks to norumaru in the Mirth Canal.
Get 'em while they're hot, boys. Women of the future will be a little shorter and a little rounder:
10 Foreign Horror Classics:
Would You Accept One-Million Dollars if it Meant Someone Would Die?:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Is James Brown dead or alive?.
Submitted by SammyBasketball in the Mirth Canal.
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10.23.2009
The 9 Stupidest Surprise Endings Imaginable:Badass ways to carve pumpkins:
Rainn Wilson's guide to Halloween pranks:
The Best Brock Beatdowns:
College Humor's MySpace friends are disturbing... to put it politely:
The 7 Rules Every Sports Movie Lives By by. Cracked writer Jeff Kelly:
We didn't think any gang could top the Warriors, until now:
Thanks to Zach in the Mirth Canal.
10 Ass-Kicking Kung Fu Battles:
The world's most dangerous job: Russian garbage collector:
The best of "People of Wal-Mart":
21 Costumes That Will Not Get You Laid (unfortunately for Brockway, his drunk hobo costume is on here):
The 20 Drunkest Animals on YouTube:
What's the Most Embarrassing Movie You Ever Watched With a Parent:
10 Cruel Things Women Do to Men:
GIANT SEAGULL! RUN! PANIC! FLEE!:
Amy Walker displays her 21 accents:
Thanks to Basket Full of Kittens in the Mirth Canal.
45 Douchebags and Douchebaguettes:
The dark secret of an adult hall monitor:
Robots Can't Act: Goodfellas:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Apparently schoolyard shenanigans have a home on Wikipedia also.
Submitted by College Binary in the Mirth Canal.
10.20.2009
The best of Internet bacon:13 Most Disturbing Episodes from Kid Friendly Shows:
The Craziest Online Dating Sites:
A Pixar Parody:
Top 100: NES Games:
There's a Rep for that:
Best Venture Bros one shot characters:
What stormtroopers do on their day off:
Thanks to Igotantsinmypants in the Mirth Canal.
This SnackBot puts Brockway's to shame (it was only a roller skate):
Transformers vs. G.I. JOE:
Maybe puppeteering isn't a bad choice of profession:
This just in: Avoid sexing ducks if you don't want bird flu:
Thanks to Snake Face in the Mirth Canal.
20 Ironic Photos:
The Fan We Love to Hate:
Cracked's Naked Guy of the Week: There are actually three naked guys in this, but first prize goes to the one who invoked the spirit of George Lucas.
Vote for the Most Annoying TV Character:
The most impressive meat eater on the planet:
Someone's going to need some ice for this burn:
The pube controversy:
Halloween Safety Tips with Jack O. Lantern:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Japan takes pranking to a new perverted level.
Submitted by TheWhitestCrow in the Mirth Canal.
10.16.2009
Venture Bros returns for its fourth season:The Most Inappropriate Halloween Costumes:
First they start as babies, pretty soon they're our robot overlords. Thanks France:
Every Kramer Entrance:
Lolcats are so 2008. Average Cats is the way of the future:
Thanks to ArsonTheMusical in the Mirth Canal.
The Worst Video Game Cockblockers:
A review of Paranormal Activity:
A Tribute to Captain Lou Albano:
Cracked's Naked Guy of the Week: This guy foiled an attempted carjacking, buck naked. Take that, cops.
'Black' Belts -- A Guide to Brothers in Kung Fu and Karate Movies:
Bet Gretzky could never do this:
Thanks to reckless abrandon in the Mirth Canal.
Koko B. Ware's bitching music video:
Yoga bloopers... with hot chicks:
6 Directors Who Should've Failed But Didn't:
21 Awesome Photos Featuring Art by Michael Page:
What's a show goat without a tutu?:
Puppy attacks rottweiler, cuteness ensues:
25 Awesome Horror Kills:
Toad breaks the bad news about the hot air balloon kid:
Garter jeans are all sorts of wrong:
20 Things in Nature that Look Exactly Like Boobs:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Was Lincoln gay?
Submitted by Quagmar in the Mirth Canal.
10.13.2009
Top 10 Legendary Movie Guns:The 12 Most Ridiculous Sounding Sex Moves:
Make sure to check back every Friday to get your NFL recap with Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force:
An even tougher scenario: Sam Raimi versus Christopher Nolan:
10 Badass Movie Spaceships:
"Hehe, net to the head." "Ha ha, kick to the fucking face.":
Top 10 Things That Happened Behind Reporters' Backs:
20 Female WTF Moments:
The Italian Spiderman Series:
Thanks to The Moose in the Mirth Canal.
Taking a cue from the Nobel Committee, Popular Mechanics tops its "Products of the Year" list with a non-existent product:
Cracked's Naked Guy of the Week: This old guy who was arrested for driving around in the buff. Bonus points for having over 100 naked pictures of himself also.
Slutty costumes... for your dog:
25 Interesting Halloween Costume Ideas:
How to Match the Carpet to the Drapes:
Four Sex Positions Men Aren't Really Into:
Awesome clips from Cops:
Mayans to rest of the world: Do not be scared of the year 2012:
Thanks to wickbam in the Mirth Canal.
How to Get Paid to Use Facebook:
Laura C makes a hideous two-piece look quite nice:
What's going on over at the Today Show?:
Fill in the Blank: Fat Kids:
Kids will do anything for some late night McDonald's:
When Politicians Get Horny:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Vince McMahon wishes he thought of this.
Submitted by The Hulk in the Mirth Canal.
10.09.2009
More Awesome Robot Chicken Sex Scenes:A tough scenario: Spider-Man versus Batman:
What's cheaper than BOTOX but still does the same thing? Semen:
A very special Office wedding dance:
20 photos of Asians being totally normal and not at all weird:
This is how art should be done:
Thanks to DevlindeSade in the Mirth Canal.
Stick this one in the "Only in Georgia" file. So much for Southern charm:
Hey look, Obama won a Nobel Peace Prize:
11 Spot-On Song Parodies from South Park:
25 Questionable T-Shirts:
15 Women Who Look Better With Mustaches:
How do you piss off an Aussie? Ration his beer, of course:
A Collection of Sexy Magician Assistants:
Apparently restraining orders extend to Facebook pokes also:
Cracked's Naked Guy of the Week: Dallas's serial naked, backyard dancer, who's been going strong for four years. Keep dancing, man.
Just in case the tunnel scene from Willy Wonka didn't scare you enough:
Thanks to Disco Stu in the Mirth Canal.
Honolulu knows what's up. Hopefully Paris is next:
Jahzmin is the sexiest spice... something... something, rack:
20 Funkiest Television Theme Songs:
LG's 10 Favorite Stoner Movies. Don't forget the munchies, man:
In the year 3000:
"Bill, will you take the kids to daycare today?" "Yes! Fucking, yes!":
The best non-costume costumes ever:
Shephard Smith with the Quote of the Day:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: What's the sky like on other planets?
Submitted by nunu in the Mirth Canal.
10.06.2009
Ask Men's Top 49 Most Influential Men:Deadpool and Frodo Baggins taze the "I'm on a Boat" dude right in the ass:
Finish him Liu! Put him out of his misery!:
An interview with Rachel Leigh Cook:
20 Awesome Celebrity Mullets:
10 "Oh Crap I'm Going to Die" Moments:
5 Women Hotter Than Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive (coincidentally, two of them were already ESWA):
Miss 50 Bikini Contest is Impossible to Believe:
"Sir, are you sure you're sober?" "Shut up and tattoo that dong on me right now.":
10 Rom-Com Heart Throbs Who Need Restraining Orders:
Happy Birthday Monty Python!:
Thanks to Disco Stu in the Mirth Canal.
"Don't Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like" Colbie Caillat?:
Top 5 Dating Do's and Don'ts:
The 10 Worst Celebrity Interviews with David Letterman:
5 Comics that Should be Rated R Movies:
11 Things That Will Kill Your Road Trip:
When trying to boost your grade fails:
"Ravens are known to be fiendishly clever":
Thanks to wickbam in the Mirth Canal.
This is how fishermen make hunters jealous:
Politicians wearing make-up:
Careful kids, apparently smoking will turn you into a gay:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Mike the Headless Chicken.
Submitted by demha in the Mirth Canal.
10.02.2009
In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month: The 15 Strangest Breast Cancer Awareness Products:Original episodes of The Office:
Top 10 Videogames that let You Kill Nazis:
Mad Men... the Sesame Street edition:
Star Wars re-envisioned by the nerds who obsess over it:
Our hero, the Humping Guy, returns:
Thanks to optionlace via email.
The Definitive PG Porn Collection:
Probably the worst note you can get from your mom:
Would you rather have a World Series Ring or a World-Class Model?:
A group of women try to draw the U.S. from memory:
14 Actresses that Have Made Out With Chicks... Twice:
An alarm clock for only the laziest of people out there:
"Have we covered all our bases?" "I thin- wait, what if Disney comes back to life?":
Thanks to Man with Beard in the Mirth Canal.
Memorable Music Moments in Movies:
Zombies versus Vampires: Who'd Win?:
11Points makes a case for the WNBA. We just want more photos of Lauren Jackson naked:
Gladstone said he'd pay to see a John Edwards sex tape. That's why we moved his office to the bathroom:
32 pictures of what not to wear to a football game:
If you can't have fun with this, then what can you have fun with?:
Thanks to benfromcanada in the Mirth Canal.
This is the luckiest baby on the planet:
Are you color blind?:
Sex, drugs and puppets. Check out "Heart Felt":
Conan versus the Mayor of Newark:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Pierre the balding penguin.
Submitted by Quagmar in the Mirth Canal.
