28 ‘Shark Tank’ Pitches That Are the Perfect Amount of Stupid

Whether it’s hot dogs made of steak or a fart-powered car, we’ve all been guilty of playing an absurd game of Shark Tank among friends. And thanks to a recent Tweet from the show’s villain, Kevin O’Leary, you can now pitch your dumbest ideas directly to Mr. Wonderful himself (or more likely, a social media manager who decided to post this prompt in the first place).

While O’Leary asked for ideas that were 200 characters or less, he didn’t specify that they had to be good. Plus, given the heel O’Leary plays on TV — and arguably in real life, too — it makes sense that many Twitter users wouldn’t want to just hand over their Mark Cuban-worthy pitches all willy-nilly. Instead, fans and haters alike took some wild and hilarious swings at the assignment. 

Here are the most ridiculous pitches that we would never take back behind the barn and shoot…