Get a Chiseled Jawline for 70% Off, Today Only

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Get a Chiseled Jawline for 70% Off, Today Only

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You've spent all year getting into great shape, but for some reason, you still have two chins. All those protein shakes are going straight to your friggin' gullet! Well, we've got a way to fix all that and make your jawline look as good as that V-shaped pelvis. All December, we're offering special daily price drops, and for 24 hours only, you can get the Jawzrsize(R) Facial Fitness Total Transformation Kit on sale for 69% off. (Nice.)

Successfully funded on Kickstarter and Indiegogo, Jawzrsize is the only workout machine designed to target the muscles in your face and neck so you don't go around looking like a ripped turkey. In one workout, you'll activate more than 57 facial muscles to help you get a slimmer face, reduce your double chin, and strengthen and tone your entire facial and neck area. You can progress from beginner to advanced with four resistance levels and always find the right fit for your specific body with a custom fitting solution. With as little as 20 minutes a day, you'll start to see results. You might also see benefits to your digestion, an increased metabolism, improved focus, and even a reduction of teeth grinding.

User Eric Miller writes, "I was skeptical at first, but I started seeing an improvement after two weeks. After four weeks, I noticed a huge improvement and people even complimenting me. I also do a lot of public speaking and presentations and find this to be a great way to warm up the face muscles.” 

Ride with Eric. For 24 hours only, you can get the Jawzrsize(R) Facial Fitness Total Transformation Kit on sale for 69% off $149 at just $45.99.

Prices subject to change.

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