We're Slashing Prices On National Knife Day

This piece was written by the Cracked Shop to tell you about products that are being sold there.

Did you forget it's National Knife Day? Don't worry. We never forget … and we're here to remind you. Sorry, we didn’t mean that to sound so menacing. It’s just that we have a bunch of knives on sale and we’re really excited about it. You can shop our entire knife collection here, but we've taken the liberty of highlighting some of the best deals below.

MultiHelper Tool, $25.99 (reg. $34)

This TSA-compliant multi-tool offers 30 essential functions in one ultra-thin package. From wrenches and a nail remover to a bottle opener, a ruler, and much more, it's the durable little multi-tool you never knew you needed, and the knife is made with 420 steel with 58 HRC hardness, just like us when we see your mom.

CMPS Folding Knife, $29.99 (reg. $39)

Designed for security professionals, this folding knife is easy to carry concealed in your pocket or clipped to your belt or jacket. It has an ergonomic handle for superior comfort, an ultra-sharp blade for slashing all kinds of materials, and even a built-in compass so you can take it into the wilderness, in case you want to West Side Story some nature.

T3 Tactical Auto Rescue Tool, $29.99 (reg. $39)

This multi-tool is a must-have for anyone who spends silly amounts of time in the car. The 1/2 serrated 440C stainless steel blade is a great core survival feature, but it also features a spring-loaded window punch, a seatbelt cutter, and an integrated flashlight.

Crius Knife, $38.99 (reg. $59)

Crius a river! You might if you accidentally cut yourself with this utility blade. Fortunately, that will be tough to do, thanks to the ergonomic grip and the included leather sheath on this durable, wear-resistant knife made of 420 steel.

Ero Knife, $46.99 (reg. $74)

This skinny has an outburst-assisted opening for fast blade deployment, is built to withstand damage from both abrasive and adhesive wear, and comes with a pocket clip on the handle and a knife pouch for safe storage. Seriously, no one is less cool than the guy who accidentally stabbed himself in the thigh that one time.

Ripple Knife, $46.99 (reg. $74)

Use this knife to cut a ripple in time! Okay, it doesn't do that, but it is a beautiful, durable, double-sided blade that has a ton of practical purposes. It's made of D2 steel and comes with a 100% prime cow skin cover for safety purposes.

Morpher Knife, $53.99 (reg. $84)

It may look like a Transformer, but we have to clarify that this knife is not, in fact, an Autobot. It is, however, a quality knife made with 58 HRC for longevity and a multipurpose blade that's great for camping, hunting, fishing, and more.

Ranger Knife, $56.99 (reg. $89)

Want to feel like one of those guys who goes into pawn shops, asks to see a knife, and then starts whipping it around all over the place like he's fighting off imaginary muggers? This is the knife for you. Happy whipping, Slash Bandicoot.

Prices are subject to change.