It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: 14 Times Dennis Creeped Us Way Out

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It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: 14 Times Dennis Creeped Us Way Out

Over the years Dennis Reynolds has gone from semi-normal bar owner, to sociopathic nightmare fuel. While he may not interpret himself as being creepy, it's clear to all those around them that you shouldn't be alone with Dennis for too long (unless you are Mac). Here are 14 Dennis Reynolds moments that we still see whenever we shut our eyes.

The Range Rover Incident

When Dennis tries to sell his Range Rover only to have it referred to as a “starter car”  by the buyer, he unleashes his fury onto the poor guy.

Dennis: "I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves!" Dennis proclaims. "Be gone, vile man! Be gone from me. A starter car? This car is a finisher car. A transporter of gods. The Golden God! I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds."

Dennis Reynold’s Tools

Dennis’s ego also knows no bounds, especially whenever he is confronted with the fact that he is disliked by nearly everyone. Or even worse, not thought about at all. That would explain his outburst at his high school reunion when he realizes he was not in fact a “golden god” and he retreats to his car to gather his “tools.”

The Implication

Dennis believes the main reason to get a boat is largely due to the “Implication.” The implication being that women will have no choice but to sleep with him on the open water, because if things were to go badly (which he assures they won't), where would they escape?

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

D - Demonstrate value

E- Engage physically

N - Nurture dependence

N -Neglect emotionally

I - Inspire hope

S - Separate entirely

Dennis’s image was forever changed when he revealed his psychotic method for tricking women into sleeping with him, largely through psychological manipulation. 

I Am God

When Dennis enters a sensory deprivation tank at the mall, we see what he truly thinks of himself, and what British himself thinks of himself. “I…am…God.” Also interesting to learn that Dennis’s psyche likes blowjobs as much as he does.

A Storm Of Fists

Dennis Reynolds Scream


When Dennis and Mac move out to the suburbs, Dennis’s mental state deteriorates completely before the span of a month. This deterioration is largely due to his neighbor Wally who insists on telling Dennis that ”it sure is a hot one” every day when he comes home from work. Eventually, Dennis sheds his clothes and plans to unleash a “storm of fists” on Wally, only to realize it’s been in his head the whole time. Watch the full clip here.

Dennis Hasn’t Peaked

When none of the models he hired to wear his custom dress can properly pull it off, Dennis sets out to prove to himself that he did not peak in highschool by wearing the dress himself. However, the speech he gives himself in the mirror to get pumped is concerning at best. 

Look At Me When You’re Talking To Me!

When you approach Dennis you’d better make eye contact, or else you could end up like Mac with claw marks down your face when Dennis punishes you. 

Interrogating The Therapist

There is nothing Dennis likes more than giving a disturbing monologue to convince you he is an intelligent mastermind pulling all the strings of those around him. Dennis reveals to a therapist that he has extensive files written on each of his gang members, and ends the session with a beautiful (and creepy) drawing of himself fondling a woman’s breast (possibly hers).


Dennis is proud to show off the control he has over his body, like the ability to go from flaccid to erect at the drop of a hat.

Dennis Stares At Interrogation The Camera

When Dennis is interrogated by the police for the murder of his former wife Maurine Ponderosa, he appears to be your regular run-of-the-mill non-psychopathic human, until the detective leaves. What follows is Dennis staring into the lens of the camera for two hours without blinking.

Dennis Gets Off

Dennis pleas with Dee and Mac to let him take the lead on their scheme to keep their box seats at a baseball game, but his speech is more concerning than convincing.

Dennis: "This is about much more than just business. This is about the thrill of wearing another man's skin. Feeling his innermost wants and desires, and being in control of his every single move. That's how you get off. Now, don't you guys wanna get off with me?"

The Cruise Ship Flirtation

We all know that Dennis should not be allowed anywhere near a boat, so when he and the gang get on a cruise ship, he is all too willing to put “the implication” into practice. His flirtation tactics with a young church-going girl are highlighted with the constant crashes of thunder, adding to his dead stare terrifying questions.

Dee Will Be Skin Luggage

One of Dennis’s insults that is so detailed and realistic its hard to imagine he hasn’t fantasized about it before.

Dennis: "Dee, I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I could even add you to my collection!"

Dee: "Are you saying that you have a collection of skin luggage?"

Dennis: "Of course, I'm not, Dee. Don't be ridiculous. Think of the smell. You haven’t thought of the smell, you b*tch!"

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