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JD Roberson
Homer Simpson has been in our lives for over 30 years now, and in that time he’s given us some of the greatest moments in animated comedy history. Grab a doughnut and a Duff and enjoy these 15 classic Homer Simpson moments.
Homer’s Drunk Postcard
Marge: “It’s more of a love postcard from a brewery visited”
Homer VO: “Maybe it’s the beer talking Marge, but you’ve got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels are that argh gal ebber beer five dollars? Get outta here.”
Homer’s Caramel Cotton Candy Ball
Homer: “Dare I pour caramel over the cotton candy?”
Lisa: “What is that!”
Homer: “This is 85 pounds of tooth melting sugar, dig in!”
Homer’s Cartoon Logic
“If ‘The Flintstones’ has taught us anything, it’s that pelicans can be used to mix cement.”
The Smart Song
*Dancing without noticing house is on fire*
“I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-R-T”
Homer’s OJ Realization
“Overdue book? This is the biggest frame-up since OJ! Wait a minute. Blood in the Bronco. The cuts on his hands. Those Jay Leno monologues. Oh my god, he did it!”
Homer’s Flintstone’s Parody
*To the tune of The Flintstones theme*
“Simpson. Homer Simpson. He’s the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield. He’s about to hit a chestnut tree”
*Slams into tree*
Homer’s Film Knowledge
“I saw this movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, ‘The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.'”
Springfield Fats
“They don't call me Springfield Fats just because I’m morbidly obese.”
*Pool table collapses under his weight*
“Now you got a lawsuit on your hands.”
Homer’s Ambitions
“For once, maybe someone will call me ‘Sir’ without adding, ‘you’re making a scene.'”
Save Me Superman!
“I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.”
NEEEERD!
“As the jock, it is my duty to give the nerd a hard time.”
Boogeyman
“Bart I don’t want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!”
Homer’s Thoughts On Honesty
“It takes two to lie – one to lie and one to listen.”
Guy Incognito
“Oh my god, this man is my exact double! *Gasp* That dog has a puffy tail!”
Homer’s Fantasy
“Sugar doo doo doo doo doo doo. Awhhh honey honey doo doo doo doo doo doo.”
The Babysitter’s Sweet Can
“Your silence will only incriminate you further.”
Homer’s Dreams
“Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?”
Body Fat Analysis Test
“Woohoo look at that blubber fly!”
Reverse Psychology
Homer: “Tell your child to do, they will always do the opposite. Huh?”
Homer’s Brain: “Don’t you get it? You have to use reverse psychology?”
Homer: “That sounds too complicated.”
Homer’s Brain: “Alright, don’t use reverse psychology.”
Homer: “Alright, I will!”
Egghead Likes His Bookie Wook!
“Well if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol!”
What Separates Us From The Animals
“Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel.”
To Alcohol!
“To Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life’s problems!”
Homer’s Bargaining
“Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!”
The Lie Detector Test
A great example of the power of Homer’s brain.
Stupid Sexy Flanders!
“The widowmaker? That one’s for the ladies.”
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