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Homer Simpson has been in our lives for over 30 years now, and in that time he’s given us some of the greatest moments in animated comedy history. Grab a doughnut and a Duff and enjoy these 15 classic Homer Simpson moments.
Homer’s Drunk Postcard
Marge: “It’s more of a love postcard from a brewery visited”
Homer VO: “Maybe it’s the beer talking Marge, but you’ve got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels are that argh gal ebber beer five dollars? Get outta here.”
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Homer’s Caramel Cotton Candy Ball
Homer: “Dare I pour caramel over the cotton candy?”
Lisa: “What is that!”
Homer: “This is 85 pounds of tooth melting sugar, dig in!”
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Homer’s Cartoon Logic
“If ‘The Flintstones’ has taught us anything, it’s that pelicans can be used to mix cement.”
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The Smart Song
*Dancing without noticing house is on fire*
“I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-R-T”
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Homer’s OJ Realization
“Overdue book? This is the biggest frame-up since OJ! Wait a minute. Blood in the Bronco. The cuts on his hands. Those Jay Leno monologues. Oh my god, he did it!”
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Homer’s Flintstone’s Parody
*To the tune of The Flintstones theme*
“Simpson. Homer Simpson. He’s the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield. He’s about to hit a chestnut tree”
*Slams into tree*
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Homer’s Film Knowledge
“I saw this movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, ‘The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.'”
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Springfield Fats
“They don't call me Springfield Fats just because I’m morbidly obese.”
*Pool table collapses under his weight*
“Now you got a lawsuit on your hands.”
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Homer’s Ambitions
“For once, maybe someone will call me ‘Sir’ without adding, ‘you’re making a scene.'”
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Save Me Superman!
“I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.”
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NEEEERD!
“As the jock, it is my duty to give the nerd a hard time.”
Boogeyman
“Bart I don’t want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!”
Homer’s Thoughts On Honesty
“It takes two to lie – one to lie and one to listen.”
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Guy Incognito
“Oh my god, this man is my exact double! *Gasp* That dog has a puffy tail!”
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Homer’s Fantasy
“Sugar doo doo doo doo doo doo. Awhhh honey honey doo doo doo doo doo doo.”
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The Babysitter’s Sweet Can
“Your silence will only incriminate you further.”
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Homer’s Dreams
“Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?”
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Body Fat Analysis Test
“Woohoo look at that blubber fly!”
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Reverse Psychology
Homer: “Tell your child to do, they will always do the opposite. Huh?”
Homer’s Brain: “Don’t you get it? You have to use reverse psychology?”
Homer: “That sounds too complicated.”
Homer’s Brain: “Alright, don’t use reverse psychology.”
Homer: “Alright, I will!”
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Egghead Likes His Bookie Wook!
“Well if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol!”
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What Separates Us From The Animals
“Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel.”
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To Alcohol!
“To Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life’s problems!”
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Homer’s Bargaining
“Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!”
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The Lie Detector Test
A great example of the power of Homer’s brain.
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Stupid Sexy Flanders!
“The widowmaker? That one’s for the ladies.”
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