25 Bobby Hill Moments We Just Had To Share

22 Bobby’s Fear Of Abduction

"My dad sure wants me to be at that haunted house. Last time he wanted me to be somewhere that bad, I woke up without tonsils.”

Never remove tonsils without enthusiastic verbal consent.

21 Bobby’s Final Message To Luanne Before She Leaves

“Good-Bye, Luanne. I just wanted you to know that I never read your diary, even though you suspected I did on June 18th, 1985.”

20 Bobby’s Time Management Skills

19 Bobby’s Simple Pleasures

"Donuts were one of life’s little joys. If the government bans puppy breath and good yawns, I’ll have nothing left to live for!”

The government is gonna have to pry puppy breath from my cold dead hands.

18 Bobby’s Vows

"Luanne, I know we’ve had our differences, but I was kinda hoping we could make up and not get married.” 

Top 10 things to say at the altar to keep the guests entertained.

17 Bobby’s Sexual Awakening

16 Bobby’s Animal Instincts

Hank: “Just remember, to catch a fish, you have to think like a fish.”

Bobby: “I'm wet and I don't even know it."

Do you think fish think that humans don’t know we are dry?

Phish and Wildlife

15 Bobby’s Hygiene Routine

Bobby: “I’ve got a girlfriend now, she expects me to smell a certain way”

Hank: “Then suck it up and take a shower!

Bobby: “Eh, I don’t like to stand that long.”

Bobby obviously doesn’t know how often I find myself laying down in the shower.

14 Bobby’s Emotional Intelligence

13 Bobby’s Smart mouth

“To tell you the truth, dad, that sounds boring. It’s ok if you’re into boring, but I’m not.” 

I truly wish he could’ve peeled out on a propane powered Harley after this line.

12 Bobby’s Guitar Skills

"Hey, look at me! I'm Eddie Cheddar!"

11 Bobby’s Self Defense

"I don’t know you! That’s my purse!"

TikTok thanks you for this sound, Bobby.

10 Bobby’s Culinary Critiques

9 Bobby’s Vow

“I’ll never use toilet paper in anger again”

8 Bobby’s Respect For The Dead

*Holding a dead bird out the window*

“Taste the wind one last time, bird spirit.”

14 Bobby’s Christmas Gift

“Cool, a nightgown! I’m gonna wear this when I get older.”

7 Bobby’s Career Dreams

6 Bobby’s Southern Roots

(With a Louisiana southern drawl.) 

“Well, I need a window seat because this flower is wilting.”

5 Bobby’s Idea Of Celebration

“This is a cause for celebration! I’m staying up till eleven!”

4 Bobby’s Romantic Ways

“Let’s not spoil the moment with a lot of talk.”

Bobby has always been a romantic at heart.

3 Bobby’s Romance Interruption

2 Bobby’s Delicate Body

“111 degrees? Phoenix can’t really be that hot can it?”

*Bobby hops out of the car*

“Oh my God it’s like standing on the sun!”

Flashbacks occur of when I only packed black jeans for a summer trip to Vegas.

1 Bobby’s Dancing

“Dad, look, it worked! We’re dancing!”

Who knew Bobby could throw that thing back with such ferocity! O.K. Bobby, I see you!

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