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This holiday season, we're giving thanks for real turkeyhead Kristen Wiig and her profoundly misinformed history of Thanksgiving, the most magical Thursday of the year.  Random Steve Martin cameos?  Yeah, we're thankful for those too.  Will Forte's beard?  Not so much.  Warning:  This song is a bit of an earworm, so be prepared to have it buzz around your brain as you fight Black Friday crowds for that flatscreen TV.

And remember:  If we don't eat those turkeys, they're going to eat us.

 

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