You Like Apple? How About Them Apple Products?
This piece was written by the Cracked Shop to tell you about products that are being sold there.
The nice thing about Apple products is that they tend to work well. The not-as-nice thing is that they cost a ton of money. Damn you, laws of supply and demand! Well, nobody can stop Cracked Robin Hood! We're collecting inventory from the rich and redistributing it at a fairer price to the middle class. Plus, with this limited-time deal, you'll earn a $10 store credit within 14 days of your purchase if you spend at least $50 in-store, as long as your total exceeds $50 after any returns.
Of course, Apple isn't some technological unicorn. It has its flaws just like everyone else, and one of the most common complaints about Apple products is the charging cables that seem to be made of dental floss and disintegrate if you look at them wrong. Rest assured that, for less than the cost of a standard cable, your Apple Watch will survive with this braided, magnetic cable that has the strength of three cables. (Or however many are braided in there. It looks a little above our French braiding pay grade.)
Stop trying to charge your iPad or iPhone by impotently slamming one end of the cable into a wall outlet. This wall charger can power up all of your Lightning devices in a jiffy, frustration-free.
This clever dual charger lets you charge your compatible iPhone, Apple Watch, AirPods, and other Qi-certified devices with two wireless pads. Just plug them in, and the system intelligently adapts to optimize the charging speed for any Apple device. Don't ask us how it works. Probably some Harry Potter stuff.
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Get the gold standard of Apple audio for $20 off! With upgraded audio, battery life, and connectivity, the AirPods Pro are on the cutting edge of true wireless earbuds. Get them before they're $250 again!
It might be ten years old, but this refurbished MacBook Pro still rocks. The 2.4GHz Intel Core i5 processor lets you browse and multi-task with ease while the seven-hour battery life will power you through most of your day. Come on. Don't be ageist.
Surprise, punks: This article is being written on a 2013 MacBook Air 11"! And let us tell you, it's honestly a great little computer. Awesome battery life, efficient performance, easy to travel with. You, too, can have the official Cracked Shop laptop for more than 30% off!
The Apple Watch Series 6 is a smartwatch, fitness tracker, and health center in one. It can do all the regular fitness tracking stuff you'd expect from a smartwatch, but it can also do some crazy stuff like measuring your blood oxygen levels, track your heart rate, and locate you anywhere in the world with the GPS. It's like having a very snoopy medical assistant right on your wrist.
Oh, so you're looking to upgrade? Well, this version allows you to pair with your cellular provider to make calls on the go, too. Pretty neat.
Okay, this is crazy. The writer's other computer that he used in college is this one! Again, still going strong! It's not as much of a workhorse as the Air these days, but it's got a bit more power for when this guy wants to embarrass himself on Virtual DJ.
The 2015 MacBook comes with a Core M "Broadwell" CPU that delivers more efficient performance via 8GB of RAM while generating less heat. Plus, it has a 12" LED Retina display with 2304x1440 native resolution and a 10-hour battery life. That's a handy laptop.
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