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The internet is a great place if you just like to read funny things or shop for new novelty aprons, but the second you go beyond that, it gets dark and scary real quick. Cybercrime has gotten more sophisticated and far-reaching than ever, which is why it's important for everybody to take steps to protect themselves online.
One of the most tech-savvy ways to do that is with Deeper Connect Nano Decentralized VPN Cybersecurity Hardware. Watch this video while we catch our breath:
Okay, so the Deeper Connect Nano (which it will henceforth be called -- we're not made of air here) is an Indiegogo-funded, decentralized VPN and firewall solution that works without a subscription. Whaaaat, right? That's what we said, too. With the Deeper Connect Nano, you just pay once and get instant, permanent service for a free, secure, and private internet. It's serverless and distributed and your user data is never logged, leaked, hacked, or subpoenaed by angry trolls in basements or angry trolls in white-collar suits. Thanks to its seven-layer firewall, the Deeper Connect Nano blocks ads and trackers, ensures net neutrality, and keeps out anybody who shouldn't be on your private network. It's like an extremely effective, digitized version of Clint Eastwood menacingly yelling "Get off my lawn!"
TL;DR, the Deeper Connect Nano VPN Cybersecurity Hardware protects your data and internet browsing with no monthly fee. Normally $299, save 33% and get it for $199 for a limited time.
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