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It's an unspoken truth that anyone with an oversize purse or cargo pants is a walking repository of solutions. Need a pen? Band-Aid? Old boot, for some reason? They've got you covered. Don't you wanna be that friend, if only to yourself? We've rounded up some of the best everyday carry items around so you can be ready for everything that your day throws at you. Well, almost. You'll have to acquire your own old boot.
Make popping bottles as easy as opening a can with this ingenious keychain attachment!
Organize your keys a smarter way with KeySmart! This clever tool lets you keep up to six keys in one simple sleeve and then whip them all out at once in a vaguely threatening manner. Stop getting poked by your keys and ward off any chance ninjas.
You may be used to carrying a pocket knife, but how about a pocket samurai sword? Need we really say more?
Keep your identity and essential cards and documents handy with this clever badge holder and wallet that's made out of secure polycarbonate that basically acts as a combined force field/exoskeleton. Just let those identity thieves come at it.
You never know when you might find yourself in the dark, so be prepared! These glowing vials act as an instant source of light whenever you need it, fit in your pocket, and give off an only slightly ravey vibe (which is the vibe you wanna go for as a responsible adult but, like, not the "Darn skateboarders!" kind).
This budget-friendly multi-tool includes a scoring tip, several wrenches, a 1/4" hex pocket bit driver, a protractor, and many more convenient tools. It's like all of the Inspector's gadgets in one tool.
Multi-tools are great, but this ingenious device goes a step further by actually ratcheting, giving you a pocket-sized tool that'll basically turn you into Ron Swanson. Mustache not included.
These days, you probably don't want to put your fingers on elevator buttons, credit card readers, inappropriate statue body parts, and other things that lots of people touch, so don't! This tool will do it for you.
Specifically designed for cyclists, this multi-tool includes a tire pry, hex wrenches, truing fork, and more so you can be prepared for anything on a long ride.
This Kickstarter-funded tool combines a mind-boggling 26 tools in one. It's got an interchangeable knife, box cutter, and hex wrench, as well as a Tungsten carbide tip, and LED light, and a number of steel bits. Honestly, we can't even remember everything included in this lightweight tool.