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You know those towns in Italy and the Netherlands and stuff, where people just bike everywhere? Doesn't that sound lovely? Just coasting along on your bike, ringing your little bell, on your way to pick up some pasta or tulips or whatever? You can live like that! It's much better for your wallet and the environment, too. Of course, we don't expect you to be some basic biker. We've rounded up some of the best deals on the coolest bike accessories on the web so you can get the most out of every ride, because cars are for olds. Check them out:
The words "smart helmet" sound kind of like a sci-fi dystopian nightmare, but don't be scared: This one just doubles as a signal like a car's rear lights while it keeps your brains in. You've got a brake light, left and right turn signal lights, and more, so if anyone tries to come at you, you know exactly who to blame.
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Stream your music while you ride with these Bluetooth earbuds that were specifically designed for active use. We recommend that weird accordion music that plays over every idyllic European movie scene.
Real talk: Biking might look carefree, but it'll murder your butt if you're not careful. Prepare your posterior with these gel-padded cycling shorts, and you'll vastly reduce your chances of sitting on a bag of frozen peas the next day.
We've all been there: You're not totally sure where you're going, but you don't wanna take your hands off the handlebars to check Google Maps, so you just go with your gut until you end up in the weird part of town with the industrial mills and school bus graveyard. "If only I had the All Rounder 360 Bike Phone Holder!" we all cried. Get it now while it's 39% off so you can navigate hands-free.
Bring the party (and the safety) anywhere on your bike! This clever device acts as a Bluetooth speaker, a headlight, and can even charge your phone.
Store your bike with ease, no matter how little space you have. Fenwick Bike Sticks are made with sturdy hardwoods and industrial screws to make an easy mount for your bike in just minutes.
I you're looking for a helmet, you can't beat the Diamondback Recoil, complete with a TS+ turn-fit system, removable visor, and more. It also just looks fancy.
Want a bike rack that's a little more aesthetic but still practical? The Burnside Bike Rack has you covered. It's like a floating shelf for your wheels.