Score Summer Savings On Gear and Gadgets
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Summer is all about the three S's: sunshine, settling the score with your jerk of an ice cream man, and shopping! You can't be outside all the time, especially after the ice cream man gets the jump on you and busts your kneecaps, so you might as well take advantage of some sweet deals while you bide your time. We've rounded up some of the best deals on gear and gadgets we could find on the web to help you make the most of your indoor time and prepare you for your reemergence into the light. Check it out:
Health and Fitness
It's like a Fitbit, but it won't cost you an arm and a leg, which would really defeat the purpose. This health and activity tracker measures steps, calories burned, mileage, heart rate, and even monitors your blood pressure and blood oxygen levels to keep you in top shape for your next encounter with that devilish ice cream man.
Whether you're sore from watching Netflix all day or raining vengeance down upon the ice cream man, this handheld massager will stimulate muscle activity and help you recover faster.
Give your skin a more youthful appearance with this clever mask that uses light therapy to kill bacteria and stimulate circulation. The ice cream man will be so jealous.
Home and Office
This tiny speaker is perfect for your desk, where you'll be spending a lot of time plotting your revenge. It offers up to 10 hours of booming playtime and supports hands-free calls so you can party and scheme at the same time.
Concerned there may be something nasty in the air, aside from that foreboding siren call of "The Entertainer"? Check the air quality in an instant with this clever portable device.
This smart safe allows you to open it from anywhere or give access to anyone who needs it so you can effortlessly share your valuables with anyone while protecting from the ice cream man, whether you're home or out doing some lactose recon.
Protect your sanctuary from prying, dairy-peddling eyes without even getting up with this blinds controller. It also blocks out light, if that's your thing.
Photos and Gaming
This ingenious, portable tripod can set up just about anywhere with its flexible legs, letting you get awesome photos, espionage-related or otherwise, from any angle.
With universal device compatibility and access to free cloud storage, this portable stick keeps the products of your ice cream man surveillance safe and secure on the go.
Take a break from your relentless quest for vengeance with this cool headset that comes with MagiTools. It lets you augment reality anywhere, allowing you a brief escape from this cruel world of frozen treats into a fun virtual one.
Become fully immersed in the game thanks to this professional-grade headset's superior sound quality, universal compatibility, and top-notch mic. You'll forget the ice cream man ever existed, at least for a while.
The perfect gadget for hitting the trail, a night out, or--you know--whatever, this clever device is charged by the power of the Sun so it can charge your phone overnight on those long, creamy stakeouts.
Bring the party anywhere, even on underwater scuba missions, with this 100% waterproof speaker. Admittedly, this feud is getting out of hand.
Between the sand and the Sun, those beach missions are dangerous for technology. This storage kit that keeps your phone cool and protected from the Sun and sand, so you'll have one less thing to blame on the ice cream man.
Shave a few strokes off your game with this super accurate rangefinder. It won't fix your swing, but at least you'll know what club to hit, and maybe the ice cream man will finally stop making fun of your game.