UEFA'S Boy Mascot Shares A Name With A Giant Sex Toy
When the people in charge of the 2016 Euro Cup were looking for a mascot, they went with the most wholesome image they could think of: a tiny boy in a superhero costume who loved to play soccer. What better way to celebrate pure sport and make a lot of money at the merch stand from impressionable kiddies?
UEFAHe's young, he's fun, he's spunky.
After high-fiving themselves until their hands chafed, the UEFA board then let fans decide the mascot's name, giving them three options: Goalix, Driblou, and Super Victor. Fans (logically) went for the name that didn't sound like a bad pun out of an Asterix comic and chose Super Victor. But nobody at UEFA was smart enough to Google the name with Safe Search disabled, because if they had, they would have realized there was already a toy named "Super Victor" -- and not the kind for little kids who love to play soccer. Super Victor is a popular, reasonably priced monstrous black dildo.
New York Exotic Novelties/AmazonIt's big, it's black, it's definitely spunky