Denim Panties Are A Thing Now, Apparently

Finally, denim panties. This brilliant innovation that mankind has long yearned for is the work of a clothing company called Y/Project, or perhaps the work of a practical joke company called Y/Project. If you're wondering how you would wear an eighth of a pair of jeans, Y/Project suggests tucking a white button-up long-sleeved dress shirt into the waistband, before presumably giving a PowerPoint presentation to upper management that's just as likely to end in a standing ovation as it is in your immediate termination.

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If you're looking to get yourself a pair of Janties, as people are calling them, you're out of luck. They're almost completely sold out, with only the smaller sizes remaining. That's to be expected whenever a very good, practical thing like jean underwear retails at the affordable price point of $315. That's a small amount to pay for a denim diaper that will, uh, most definitely be a yeast infection factory?

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