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‘There is something refreshingly ironic about people lying on the beach contracting skin cancer in an attempt to acquire a purely illusory appearance of good health, while germ-laden medical waste washes up on the sand all around them’
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Take off that oxygen mask and recite these lines, Brando!
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Don’t Worry: The Other Person Hates Themselves During Awkward Small Talk, Too
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It's August 13, maybe you or somebody you know has a birthday -- and so does famed sharpshooter Annie Oakley.
After becoming a crack shot to support her family's hunting, Oakley later beat a circus sharpshooter at his own game and married him. She then toured the country, shooting dimes out of the air, snuffing out candles with one shot, and extinguishing smoking materials while they remained in men's mouths.
So HAPPY BIRTHDAY to one and all, and to Annie Oakley, a badass who would probably scare the crap out of Ted Nugent today.
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