Happy Birthday, Badass - August 3

It's August 3, maybe you or somebody you know has a birthday. And so does five-time Super-Bowl-winning quarterback Tom Brady.

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In 2000, Brady was selected in the sixth round by the New England Patriots, and is now widely considered to be the biggest steal in NFL draft history. It also marks, to our knowledge, the first time coach Bill Belichick felt the high that comes from stealing.

So HAPPY BIRTHDAY to one and all, and to Tom Brady, who makes us love to hate the Patriots.

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