It raises its young inside the fish's mouth, then releases them once they're old enough to create lil' horror stories of their own. Then the Cymothoa either floats away or lingers and gets eaten by the fish. We'd ask about the taste, but that's a question for philosophers to answer.
Still wouldn't hurt to get yourself an anti-vampire pendant for the next time you go to the beach.
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