Trying to find cool celebrity stories in the news media maelstrom is like trying to find an M&M in a bowl of Skittles. Nobody has time for that kind of stress, but missing out is stressful too. So we've taken it upon ourselves to comb through the news and find the weirdest, most interesting stories about famous people.
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It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.