Trying to find cool celebrity stories in the news media maelstrom is like trying to find an M&M in a bowl of Skittles. Nobody has time for that kind of stress, but missing out is stressful too. So we've taken it upon ourselves to comb through the news and find the weirdest, most interesting stories about famous people.

BRAD PITT THREATENED HARVEY WEINSTEIN FOR HARASSING GWYNETH PALTROW. IF YOU EVER MAKE HER FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AGAIN, I'LL KILL YOU.* *As quoted by Palt

POP STAR ARIANA GRANDE AND SNL CAST MEMBER PETE DAVIDSON GOT ENGAGED AFTER SEVERAL WEEKS OF DATING. Davidson made it official with a $93,000 3-CARAT E

Source: People

RESEARCHERS DISCOVERED ANNE FRANK'S DIARY CONTAINS DIRTY JOKES. Digital technology was used to view the passages, which the young author had covered

A NEW PRINCE ALBUM IS COMING. On what would have been his PRINCE 60th birthday, PIAMO AMICROPHONE I9ST Prince's estate announced a new album, entitled

Source: E! Online

Rodman's Role, Ariana's Rock, & Other Fresh Celebrity News

Source: People

JEFF GOLDBLUM IS RELEASING A JAZZ ALBUM. Because Goldblum was created in a lab to be everyone's favorite, he isn't just a charismatic actor, but also

Source: Variety

KESHA TOLD LADY GAGA THAT DR. LUKE RAPED KATY PERRY. Kesha made the claim in a 2016 text message, which was uncovered as part of Dr. Luke's defamation

Source: Variety

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP COMMUTED THE SENTENCE OF ALICE MARIE JOHNSON, AFTER KIM KARDASHIAN PLEADED HER CASE DURING A MEETING IN THE OVAL OFFICE. JOHNSO

Source: CNN

GUILLERMO DEL TORO IS GETTING HIS OWN ACTION FIGURE! The San Diego COMPLETE WITH ACTION-PACKED Comic-Con PAN'S LABYRINTH exclusive will DIRECTORIS be

Source: The AV Club

Millie Bobby Brown was chased off of Twitter by a weirdly vicious meme. The hashtag #TakeDownMillieBobbyBrown started out as an in-joke in LGBT Twitte

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